So the madman's done it again. Tyson Fury—boxing's most notorious retirement flip-flopper—is back in the gym throwing punches like his last "I QUIT" speech never happened. Shocking absolutely nobody who's followed his career for more than five minutes.
God. This is what, retirement number FIVE that's lasted shorter than milk left on a summer dashboard? Back in January, after Usyk handed him his second straight loss, Fury swore he was done. Finished. Kaput. We all nodded along, knowing damn well we'd be having this exact conversation by spring.
And here we are.
The Retirement That Wasn't (Surprise, Surprise...)
Last month, in typical Fury fashion, he unleashed an expletive-filled tirade aimed at Usyk that effectively torched his retirement plans. I've watched this man "retire" so many times I've lost count. My boxing buddy Pete actually started a Fury retirement jar—drops a fiver in every time the Gypsy King quits, then uses the money to buy beers when he inevitably returns. Pete's drinking well these days.
Fresh off a luxury Bahamas vacation (must be nice), the 35-year-old Wythenshawe warrior is already back grinding in teh gym. On Wednesday, he posted a sweaty post-training pic with dad John and cousin Ricky Gorman, captioning it: "Great work today in gym 12 rounds of boxing with @gypsyjohnfury @ricky_gorman__ @gypsyprince."
Fans Saw This Coming From a Mile Away
His followers jumped right in with the predictable reactions. "Coming back," wrote one. "He's back!!" exclaimed another. My personal favorite: "Man is back like a boomerang." Which... honestly... perfect description of Fury's entire career trajectory.
One fan simply said, "One more ride. Let's go." One more? Mate, we're on ride number six at this point.
The £300 Million Question Mark
Listen. What everyone REALLY wants to know is whether we'll finally—FINALLY—get that Fury vs. Joshua showdown that British boxing fans have been dreaming about since 2016. The potential £300 million mega-fight has been teased, promised, negotiated, and collapsed more times than I care to remember.
I was at a boxing event in Manchester last year when someone mentioned Fury-AJ might actually happen. The collective eye-roll from the press section could've generated electricity.
Why We Can't Have Nice Things
But don't hold your breath for this fight happening anytime soon. Joshua's about to go under the knife for an elbow issue that's apparently been bothering him for ages.
"I'm trying to get my body right," AJ told DAZN recently. "I have got to actually have a little surgery on my elbow. A small surgery sometime in May. I'm finalising the details. That will see me out of the gym for maybe six to eight weeks, and then when I'm healed, I will be back."
So we're looking at July at the earliest before Joshua's even hitting pads again. Factor in a proper training camp... we might be talking 2026 before these two actually meet. By which time Fury will have retired adn unretired another three times.
The Neverending Story
Remember back in 2021 when we thought this fight was actually happening? I'd already convinced my wife to let me spend £2K on tickets. "Once in a lifetime," I told her. That aged well.
At this point, I'm convinced I'll be telling my grandkids about the legendary Fury-Joshua fight that never was. "They were the best of their generation," I'll croak from my hover-chair, "but somehow managed to avoid each other for their entire careers."
Unless...
Maybe—just maybe—this time it's for real. Fury needs redemption after the Usyk losses. Joshua needs that defining win. The money's astronomical. Boxing needs this fight to happen before both men are collecting pension checks.
I've been burned too many times to get excited. But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't checking my savings account, just in case.
Frequently Asked Questions
How often should a beginner train in boxing?
Beginners are advised to aim for 2 to 3 boxing sessions per weeks, with adequate time between each session for recovery and rest. As you acclimate to the sport and improve your fitness, you may gradually increase the frequency and intensity of your training.
Do beginners need to spar in boxing?
For beginners, sparring isn't necessary. You should consider it only after you have established a strong foundation in the fundamentals and reached a high level of fitness. Under the supervision of a trainer and wearing appropriate protective gear, sparring is vital for safety and learning.
Can I learn boxing from home?
Although you can begin learning boxing through fitness apps or instructional videos, it is best to work with a certified coach at a gym in order to master the techniques. In addition, boxing clubs provide equipment and allow you to train with others.
What should I do as a novice in boxing?
As a beginning martial artist, your main focus should be to learn the proper form and techniques. Mastering basic punches is one way to get started. Another is to establish a good defense, learn footwork, or improve your conditioning. Start slow, focus on technique rather than power, and consult a coach with experience.
What should i look for in a boxing studio?
When selecting a boxing gym, look for a welcoming environment, experienced and approachable instructors, a variety of classes suitable for different skill levels, quality equipment, and positive reviews or recommendations from current members. Trial sessions can help you to understand the training style and gym atmosphere.
Statistics
- Studies suggest that about 30% of beginner boxers tend to neglect the importance of footwork in their initial training phase.
- Beginner boxers tend to make the mistake of holding their breath in 70% of cases during their initial training sessions.
- Cardiovascular fitness improvements can be seen after just 12 weeks of consistent boxing training.
- Surveys reveal that close to 40% of new boxers join the sport for self-defense purposes rather than for competition or fitness.
- Nearly 80% of boxing training injuries are related to incorrect technique, especially within the first three months of taking up the sport.
- Roughly 75% of beginners do not employ adequate defensive tactics in their first sparring sessions.
- On average, beginner boxers improve their punching power by 10%-20% after six months of consistent training.
- An analysis of boxing workouts demonstrates that participants can maintain a heart rate at 75-85% of their maximum, which is the optimal range for cardiovascular training.
- Boxing has one of the lowest rates of injury compared to other contact sports, with approximately 1.1 injuries per 1,000 minutes of athletics.
- Women are joining boxing in increasing numbers, rising by about 15% in the past decade, indicating growing gender diversity in the sport.
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How to Select a Boxing Gym For Beginners
It is crucial to choose the right boxing club in order to receive high-quality instruction and enjoy a positive environment. You should look for a boxing club with trainers that have experience in training beginners. You should also consider the range of classes that are offered, as well as the condition of the equipment. Many gyms offer a free trial class, which can be an excellent opportunity to assess if the atmosphere is right for you.
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