
God, where do I even start with this one.
So Ben McKinney - this 6ft7 cricket prodigy who's basically England's next big thing - managed to sideline himself for an entire week. Not from a brutal tackle or a nasty bouncer to the ribs. Nope. The kid hurt his back pressing a bloody elevator button.
When Your Body Betrays You in the Stupidest Way Possible
Picture this: McKinney's got his heavy kit bag slung over his shoulder, probably thinking about the upcoming county championship match against Hampshire. He bends down to hit the lift button and... pop. Back spasms. Game over.
"I had a heavy bag on my shoulder and bent down to press the button," McKinney told The Telegraph, probably feeling like a right muppet. "My back went into spasm and that was it."

That was it indeed.
I mean, this is a guy who used to play in Sunderland's academy - you know, that sport where grown men try to kick each other into next week. But a lift button? That's what gets him.
From Football Boots to Cricket Whites
McKinney's journey is actually pretty fascinating when you dig into it. Back in 2018 or so, he had to make one of those brutal choices that haunt teenage athletes: stick with football or go all-in on cricket.
"I was, to be fair to myself, a decent footballer," he admits with the kind of honesty that makes you like the kid immediately. "But it's obviously really hard to break through. I'm not saying it's not hard to crack cricket, but the chances and the amount of people that play football make it tough."
Smart call, honestly. The numbers don't lie - football's absolutely ruthless.
Plus, he had something most footballers don't: genuine passion for his chosen path. "Cricket was always the number one for me," he said. You can almost hear the relief in that statement, like he's finally admitting something he'd been thinking for years.
Freddie Flintoff's Masterclass in Swagger
Here's where it gets interesting. McKinney's been working with Andrew Flintoff - yeah, that Flintoff - and the transformation sounds mental.
"Freddie spoke to me about self confidence and presence," McKinney explained. "I used to actually be quite a small presence at the crease in terms of posture and body language."
Imagine being 6ft7 and having a "small presence" anywhere. But I get it - physical size means nothing if you're not owning the space mentally.
Flintoff's advice? Pure gold: "Actually, yeah, I'm at the crease now, and no one's gonna get me out and I'm gonna try and bully the bowler."
That's not arrogance talking. That's championship mindset.
"It's not a disrespectful thing to anyone. It's just that self confidence. It does help. I'm quite the opposite person off the field," McKinney added, which honestly makes him sound like the kind of teammate you'd want in your corner.
Missing Wembley for All teh Right Reasons
Plot twist: McKinney's a massive Sunderland fan, and they just won promotion back to the Premier League in that absolutely bonkers playoff final against Sheffield United at Wembley in May.
Did he make it? Course not. He was already out with his ridiculous lift injury.
"I was already out so was able to watch the play-off final [on the TV in the dressing room]," he said. "One of the only occasions I've been glad to be out."
Fair play to him for finding the silver lining. Watching your boyhood club secure promotion while you're nursing a back injury from pressing a button... that's peak 2024 right there.
The Future Looks Bright (If He Can Handle Basic Technology)
Despite the embarrassing setback, McKinney's trajectory is pretty impressive. He's captained England's under-19 side, done tours with the Lions to South Africa and Australia, and just signed a two-year extension with Durham in January.
The kid's clearly got the talent adn the work ethic. He just needs to master the ancient art of... pressing buttons without destroying his spine.
Look, we've all had those moments where our bodies betray us in the most mundane situations. But when you're a professional athlete and it costs you a week of competitive cricket? That's going to stick with you forever.
Still, if this is the worst injury story McKinney accumulates over his career, he'll be doing alright.
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