Woakes' Nightmare: When Cricket Gods Turn Cruel

By Lewis Barnett 1 August, 2025 5 mins read 242 Views

God, I hate watching injuries like this.

Chris Woakes - all 35 years of him - is almost definitely done for the Fifth Test against India after what looked like a proper nasty shoulder dislocation at The Oval. You know it's bad when the commentators immediately go quiet and start using words like "concerning" instead of their usual excited babble.

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The Moment Everything Went Wrong

Picture this: Washington Sundar drives one toward the boundary, Woakes does what he's done a thousand times before - chases it down, dives to save four runs. Standard stuff. Except this time, as he hit the turf beyond the rope, something went horribly wrong with his left shoulder. The way he immediately grabbed it and stayed down... yeah, we all knew.

TV commentators called it a dislocation straight away. When you've watched enough cricket, you recognize that particular brand of agony.

Poor guy had to be helped off the field by the medical staff, who turned his short-sleeved sweater into a makeshift sling. There's something deeply sad about seeing a professional athlete reduced to that - like watching a lion limp away from the pride.

Gus Atkinson Tells It Like It Is

Fellow seamer Gus Atkinson didn't sugarcoat anything: "It doesn't look great. I'd be surprised if he takes any further part in the game." Brutal honesty, but probably accurate. Atkinson also mentioned he's ready to "push the limits" and bowl extra overs if needed, which is exactly what you want to hear from a teammate.

The official word from England? "Chris will be assessed overnight. There will be an update in the morning." Classic sports-speak for "we're hoping it's not as bad as it looks, but..."

Why This Hurts More Than Just His Shoulder

Here's the thing that's eating at everyone - Woakes has been England's iron man this series. Only bowler to play all five Tests. At 35, he's not exactly at the beginning of his career, and with the Ashes tour looking unlikely for him anyway, this could genuinely be how it ends.

One fan on X captured it perfectly: "That could be the end for him in tests. Would be such a cruel way for a great servant of English cricket to bow out." Another wrote: "Gutted for Woakes, genuine great guy and would hate to think that's the way his last test goes."

Cricket can be ruthless like that.

He'd taken 1-46 as India reached 204-6 on a rain-interrupted first day. Decent figures, nothing spectacular, just Woakes doing Woakes things. Then one dive changes everything.

What Happens Next?

If Woakes can't bowl again (and let's be realistic - he probably can't), England's left with Atkinson, Josh Tongue, and Jamie Overton as their seam attack. Not terrible, but losing your most experienced bowler mid-match is never ideal.

India's assistant coach Ryan ten Doeschate seemed pleased enough: "It was challenging for the batsmen, so that's a fair day for us." Fair play to him for not gloating about the injury, though I'm sure India won't mind facing one fewer experienced English bowler.

Sometimes sport just kicks you in the teeth when you least expect it. Woakes went to hospital for scans, and we'll know more in teh morning, but the writing feels like it's already on the wall.

What a way to potentially end a Test career.

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