
I've been glued to my TV every Thursday night since February. Not even kidding. My wife thinks I've lost my mind, but there's something about watching grown men throw pointy objects at a circle that just... does it for me.
The Premier League Darts circus rolled back into town TONIGHT with eight of the planet's most lethal arrow-slingers battling it out for some serious cash. And when I say serious, I mean a cool million quid on the table. That's more than my brother-in-law makes in 5 years (sorry Dave, but it's true).
The Big Dogs and Their Hungry Challengers
World number one Luke Humphries heads up the pack alongside teenage phenom Luke Littler (who still looks like he should be doing homework instead of destroying grown men on stage), Michael van Gerwen (still bald, still terrifying), and Rob Cross.
The wildcards this year are a fascinating bunch. Stephen Bunting - who my dad insists looks like "that bloke who fixed our boiler in 2018" - joins Chris Dobey, Nathan Aspinall, and Gerwyn Price. Price is the one who used to wear those ridiculous ear defenders. Remember that whole saga? God. Darts drama is unexpectedly addictive.
Little Littler (who isn't actually that little) enters this year's competition as both defending Premier League champion AND world champion. The kid's trophy cabinet must be bursting at teh seams.
Show Me The Money!
Let's talk cash. Because that's what we're all really interested in, right?
The prize fund sits at £1million total - same as last year - plus a tasty £10,000 bonus for each night's winner. Not bad for an evening's work throwing darts at a board.
Winner walks away with £275,000. Runner-up gets £125,000. Semi-finalists pocket £85,000 each. Then it slides down to £75k for 5th, £70k for 6th, £65k for 7th and £60k for the poor soul who finishes 8th (though "poor" might be stretching it for someone earning 60 grand for playing darts).
I spent £4K on a family holiday last summer and thought I was splashing out. These guys earn that in less than half a night if they win.
When The Hell Is This All Happening?
The circus started February 6th in Belfast and thunders on every Thursday across the UK with a couple European pit stops thrown in for good measure.
We've already seen 9 nights of action. Littler's claimed 4 victories already - Belfast, Glasgow, Cardiff and Newcastle. My buddy Tom texted me after that Newcastle win: "Kid's not human. Checking his birth certificate as we speak."
Humphries has nabbed 2 wins, Price has 2, and Bunting's got 1.
Still got Manchester, Rotterdam, Liverpool, Birmingham, Leeds, Aberdeen and Sheffield to go before the grand finale in London on May 29th.
The Elite Eight (Or: The Men Who Make Me Look Pathetic at Bar Games)
The lineup this year is stacked. Littler, Humphries, MVG, Cross, Bunting, Aspinall, Price, and Dobey.
I tried playing darts at my local last weekend after watching these guys. Let's just say I owe the pub owner for a new section of wall plaster.
My money's on Littler to retain. The kid's got ice in his veins.
But then again, I also bet on Arsenal to win the league last season, so what do I know?
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the standard height for hanging a dartboard?
The standard height for a dartboard is 5 feet 8 inches (173 cm) from the floor to the bullseye. This measurement is official across professional darts organizations worldwide, including the PDC and BDO. It's designed to create a fair playing field for players of different heights.
What's the difference between steel tip and soft tip darts?
Steel tip and soft tip darts represent two distinct branches of the sport, each with their own equipment, venues, and sometimes even scoring systems. The most obvious difference is in the point: steel tips have metal points for traditional bristle boards, while soft tips use flexible plastic points for electronic boards.
Can you recommend some fun dart games for parties?
Absolutely! Darts doesn't have to be all about 501 and cricket. For parties, you want games that keep everyone involved, accommodate different skill levels, and create some friendly competition.
What are "flights" and "stems" and do they really matter?
Flights and stems (also called shafts) are the components that stabilize your dart during flight, and yes, they absolutely matter—though perhaps not in the way beginners often think.
Is it worth spending more money on expensive darts?
The question of dart investment really depends on your commitment level and budget. You don't need to spend a fortune, but there's definitely a quality threshold worth crossing.
My darts keep bouncing out of the board. What am I doing wrong?
Bounce-outs are incredibly frustrating, but they're usually caused by one of a few common issues. First, check your dartboard—if it's old and dried out, even the best throws will struggle to stick. Quality sisal boards should last years, but cheaper paper-wound boards harden quickly. If you can press your thumbnail into the board and it doesn't leave a small indent, it's too hard.
Statistics
- Research shows that top professional dart players achieve accuracy rates of over 80% when aiming at treble 20.
- The standard height from the floor to the bullseye on a dartboard is 5 feet 8 inches (1.73 meters).
- Statistical analysis reveals that professional players throw darts at an average speed of 40-60 miles per hour.
- Phil Taylor has hit a record 22 televised nine-dart finishes throughout his professional career.
- The Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) World Championship has been held since 1994, with Phil Taylor winning a record 14 titles.
- In 2016, Michael van Gerwen set a world record for the highest three-dart average in a major tournament at 123.40.
- The Women's World Darts Championship was established in 2001, with Trina Gulliver winning 10 titles.
- The dartboard wire system known as "razor wire" reduced bounce-outs by approximately 60% when introduced.
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Choosing Your First Set of Darts
When I started out, I grabbed whatever cheap darts came with the board I bought at Target. BIG mistake. The flights (those wing things at the back) kept falling off, and the tips bent after just a few throws. After wasting about $30 on those garbage darts, I finally invested in a decent tungsten set.