
So apparently everyone's worried Luke Littler might quit darts by 23.
I mean, seriously? The guy just turned 18 in January and people are already planning his retirement party. But when someone actually asked him about it, his response was basically: "Chill out, I'm not going anywhere." Though he did throw in one hilarious caveat that had me rolling – if he somehow wins 16 world titles straight and beats Phil Taylor's record, then yeah, he might consider hanging up the arrows. Because at that point, what else is there to prove?
Nathan Aspinall Basically Called Luke a Millionaire Teenager (Which... Fair Point)
The whole retirement drama started when Nathan Aspinall – who's apparently Luke's "big brother" figure on tour – suggested the world champ might bail in five years. His reasoning? The kid's already loaded enough to never work again, and who wants to schlep to Wigan on a Tuesday morning when you've got £30 million sitting in your account?
Aspinall, who's 33 and probably wishes he had Luke's problems, said: "Even now, Luke could retire and not worry about money in his life. Simple as that." Then he went on about how Luke's finally growing up and their conversations aren't just about Xbox anymore. (Honestly, that last part made me laugh – imagine being so good at darts that people analyze your maturity based on whether you still talk about video games.)
The Travel Thing Is Real Though
Look, I get why people think he might burn out early. The guy's been skipping European Tour events left and right this year, and the travel schedule sounds absolutely brutal. Plus he's got a girlfriend now, and Aspinall pointed out that maybe someday he'll want kids and a normal life.
But when reporters brought up the retirement talk, Luke literally laughed it off.
"I've heard that. I'll be here in 10 years," he said, like he was talking about what he had for breakfast. Then he added this gem: "Obviously, it's crazy to even think about retiring at the minute."
16 Titles or Bust (The Only Way He'd Actually Quit)
Here's where it gets interesting though. Luke did admit there's one scenario where he'd consider calling it quits early: "I think what they're saying is that if we win 16 titles in the next 16 World Championships, then obviously I will retire."
Sixteen. Straight. World. Championships.
That would put him ahead of Phil Taylor's record, and honestly? If someone managed that, they'd probably deserve to retire as the undisputed GOAT of darts. Though let's be real – the chances of anyone winning 16 consecutive world titles in any sport are about as likely as me suddenly becoming good at darts myself.
Thursday's the Real Test
All this retirement talk is happening right before Luke defends his Premier League crown at the O2 Arena. He's going up against Gerwyn Price in the semi-final – and here's a fun fact that probably keeps Luke up at night: he's lost six of his last eight matches to the Welsh guy. That's gotta sting for someone who's dominated pretty much everyone else.
The prize money is nothing to sneeze at either. Luke already pocketed £60,000 for six nightly wins during the league phase, and if he can defend his title, he's looking at another £275,000. Not bad for a teenager who people think should retire because he's "too rich."
"There has been a target on my back for the past 18 months," Luke said, which honestly sounds exhausting. "Everyone wants to beat me. I know that if I am not on my A game, then they're going to catch me up."
The Bottom Line? Kid's Not Going Anywhere
Despite all the speculation and Nathan Aspinall's well-meaning concerns about travel fatigue and Xbox conversations, Luke seems pretty clear about his intentions. "The money, it's there to be won," he said. "It's all about what you're feeling and I'm sure I'll be here for a long time."
And you know what? Good for him. The kid's 18, he's already a world champion, and he's got people worried he might retire before he can legally drink in America. That's not a problem – that's the kind of success most athletes dream about their entire careers.
So maybe we should stop planning Luke Littler's retirement and start enjoying watching someone rewrite the record books in real time. Because if he really does stick around for 10+ years like he says, we're probably witnessing the beginning of something pretty special.
Just don't expect him to win 16 straight world titles. That's the kind of dominance that only exists in video games.
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How far should I stand from the dartboard?
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Statistics
- Phil Taylor has hit a record 22 televised nine-dart finishes throughout his professional career.
- The Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) World Championship has been held since 1994, with Phil Taylor winning a record 14 titles.
- The first televised nine-dart finish was thrown by John Lowe in 1984, earning him £102,000.
- The distance from the throwing line (oche) to the dartboard is precisely 7 feet 9.25 inches (2.37 meters).
- The dartboard wire system known as "razor wire" reduced bounce-outs by approximately 60% when introduced.
- The highest possible score with three darts is 180, achieved by hitting three triple 20s.
- Research shows that top professional dart players achieve accuracy rates of over 80% when aiming at treble 20.
- The standard height from the floor to the bullseye on a dartboard is 5 feet 8 inches (1.73 meters).
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Final Thoughts From a Passionate Amateur
As I'm writing this in late 2023, I'm still working on improving my own game. My current challenge is mastering the triple 19 as an alternative to the triple 20 when one gets blocked by previous darts. It's like trying to teach an old dog new tricks—my muscle memory fights me every step of the way!