God. The FIA has lost their damn minds.
I've been covering F1 for nearly a decade now, and this might be the most ridiculous fine I've ever seen handed down. Carlos Sainz, who just made the high-profile move from Ferrari to Williams this season, is now potentially looking at a £34,500 fine for swearing while complaining about... wait for it... a £17,000 fine he got for taking a bathroom break.
You read that right. The man got fined for having a poo.
The Toilet Dash That Cost More Than My Car
So here's what happened. At the Japanese Grand Prix in Suzuka, Sainz was apparently "five seconds late" to the national anthem ceremony because he needed to use the bathroom. The FIA, in their infinite wisdom, slapped him with a £17,000 penalty (half suspended for 12 months assuming he doesn't commit the heinous crime of... using the toilet again?).
Let's be real. We've all been there. That moment when nature calls and it won't take "not now" for an answer. Except when it happens to us, we don't get fined the equivalent of a decent used car.
I texted my colleague in the paddock after hearing this news. His response: "The FIA would rather drivers soil themselves than miss 5 seconds of anthem time." Harsh but feels accurate right now.
When S*** Happens... Literally
During yesterday's press conference before the Bahrain GP, Sainz (understandably) had some thoughts about his punishment. The Spaniard was actually pretty measured, saying he was "the biggest supporter of punctuality and being a gentleman" and even apologized for being late.
But then he dropped the line that might cost him another £34,500:
"I don't know if I'm gonna get a fine saying this but, s*** happens. I hope someone tells me where this 10,000 euros goes."
I nearly spit out my coffee when I heard that. The man literally got fined for when s*** happened, and then potentially got fined again for saying "s*** happens." You can't make this stuff up.
The Most Expensive Bathroom Break in Sports History?
The FIA did acknowledge that Sainz had been given medication for his stomach issue, which is why they reduced his fine from an eye-watering £51,000 to "just" £17,000.
How generous of them.
Back in 2018, I interviewed a driver (who shall remain nameless) who told me they sometimes wear adult diapers during particularly long races rather than risk dehydration by not drinking enough. That's the reality these athletes face. They're not robots, despite what teh FIA seems to think.
Russell Speaks Up
George Russell, who serves as director of the Grand Prix Drivers' Association, came to Sainz's defense with some practical insights.
"It's not quite as straightforward as people think for us to be there on time," the Mercedes driver explained. "We're often running to the toilet and sometimes there are none available between the time you jump out of the car and go to the anthem."
Then he delivered the line of the weekend: "It's a pretty expensive poo!"
Truer words have never been spoken, George.
The FIA's Bizarre Priorities
This isn't the first time the FIA has focused on strange enforcement priorities. Lewis Hamilton has received reprimands for wearing jewelry and having body piercings. I spent $4K following the circus to three races last year, and I'm watching officials obsess over drivers' bathroom schedules instead of, I dunno, actual racing matters?
The FIA released a statement that was longer than my rental agreement, essentially saying that "displaying respect for the National Anthem is a high priority" and that drivers need to "consider every eventuality."
Every eventuality. Including explosive diarrhea, apparently.
I wonder if they expect drivers to plan their bodily functions with the same precision as their pit stop strategies. "OK Carlos, according to our telemetry, you should schedule your bowel movement for precisely 14:32, allowing adequate time to reach the anthem ceremony."
Ridiculous.
What's Next? Breathing Fines?
At this rate, I'm half expecting the FIA to start fining drivers for excessive exhaling during post-race interviews. Or maybe blinking too aggressively during the formation lap.
I feel for Sainz. The man's just trying to do his job without soiling himself on international television, adn now he's out potentially £51,500 in fines.
That's it. That's the story. A man took a poo and it might cost him more than some people make in a year.
F1 in 2025, ladies and gentlemen. What a time to be alive.
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