Oh. My. God. I just heard the most ridiculous story from the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix, and I'm still laughing about it. Picture this: you're excited for a glamorous F1 weekend in Jeddah, you've packed your bags with all the essentials (wink wink), and then boom - you're standing mortified at customs while some stranger rummages through your "personal items."
This is exactly what happened to several women heading to the Saudi GP this weekend. Turns out vibrators are considered "pornographic materials" under Saudi's strict Islamic law. Who knew? Well, apparently not teh women packing them!
When Your "Massage Wand" Becomes International News
One poor woman - the girlfriend of an F1 engineer - had her vibrator straight-up confiscated at Jeddah airport. Zero warning, zero chance to, I dunno, mail it back home? Just gone. Imagine explaining that to your partner: "Honey, bad news about our weekend plans..."
I've been covering F1 since 2018, and let me tell you, this is a first.
The Ice Tea Interrogation
Another paddock employee (27) shared her excruciating experience with me over coffee yesterday. Her face still showed traces of embarrassment as she recounted the whole ordeal.
"After getting through passport control, security flagged my bag for additional searching," she told me.
What followed was a public humiliation involving her pink vibrator and... Lipton Ice Tea? Apparently, they thought she might be smuggling alcohol in tea bottles. Because that's totally what professional F1 staff do in their spare time.
Listen. The woman literally had to beg for privacy while male security guards were eyeing her "massage wand" in full view of other travelers!
Wait... You Can KEEP It?
The story takes an unexpected turn.
After being made to wait (while imagining worst-case scenarios involving prostitution accusations), our traumatized paddock employee was eventually told she could... keep the vibrator? The female security guard's exact words: "some massage wands aren't allowed here but this one is ok, have a fun trip!"
I mean... what criteria are they using? Is there some official Saudi vibrator approval committee? (Actually, don't answer that.)
The Unspoken Reality of Women in Saudi
Behind the glitz and glamour of F1 racing lies an uncomfortable truth about hosting events in countries with vastly different cultural norms. Women traveling to Saudi for work are navigating a minefield of unwritten rules and potential embarrassment.
My colleague Jane (not her real name) spent $400 on modest clothing just for this one race weekend. "And I still got disapproving looks," she texted me last night.
The whole situation highlights the bizarre contradiction of bringing a global sport with international staff to locations where basic personal items can trigger security incidents.
So... What's Allowed Then?
The inconsistency is what's truly baffling. One woman's vibrator gets confiscated while another's passes inspection. It's like being trapped in some weird airport security lottery where your personal dignity is the grand prize.
I asked three different F1 team representatives about whether they brief female staff on these restrictions. Their responses ranged from awkward laughter to one PR manager who just whispered, "We probably should, right?"
Yeah. Probably.
For any women planning to attend the Saudi GP next year... maybe pack light. Or very, very carefully.
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