God. I never thought I'd be writing about Flavio Briatore again. The man who was supposedly banned for LIFE from Formula 1 has somehow slithered his way back to the top of the sport. And honestly? I'm not even surprised.
Alpine just announced the controversial Italian as their new team principal after Oliver Oakes quit just six races into the season. Six races! That's like quitting a marathon during the first water break. But I digress.
Briatore wasted absolutely no time making his presence felt. His first move? Axing poor Jack Doohan in favor of Franco Colapinto. The ink wasn't even dry on his contract before he started reshuffling the deck. Classic Flavio.
The Crashgate Nightmare That Should've Ended His Career
For those who weren't following F1 back in 2008 (I was there, nursing an overpriced beer at the Singapore GP), Briatore orchestrated one of the sport's most shameful moments. As Renault team boss, he ordered Nelson Piquet Jr. to deliberately crash his car to help Fernando Alonso win the race.
Let that sink in.
He literally told a driver to risk his life by intentionally crashing a 200mph vehicle. The fallout was nuclear. The FIA handed him a "lifetime" ban in 2009, which apparently translates to "until we forget about it" in motorsport terms.
I remember talking to a veteran mechanic in 2010 when Briatore got the ban overturned through the courts. His response: "already updating my resume." Nobody wanted to work with the guy.
Wait, wasn't he a literal fugitive?
The F1 drama is just teh tip of Briatore's controversial iceberg. Back in the 80s, he racked up multiple fraud convictions in Italy and received two prison sentences. Did he serve them? Of course not!
Instead, he fled to the Virgin Islands and lived as a fugitive until his convictions were wiped clean by amnesty. I spent three hours last night going through old news archives, and this story is wilder than any Netflix script.
Somehow, during all this, he maintained a relationship with Luciano Benetton, who would later give him his first F1 opportunity. Talk about failing upward.
The Schumacher years (or how to look like a genius by signing the GOAT)
I'll give credit where it's due. Briatore's greatest career move was poaching Michael Schumacher from Eddie Jordan after just one race in 1991. That's like spotting the next Picasso after seeing one sketch.
Under Briatore's management at Benetton, Schumacher won two world championships in 1994 and 1995. Though even those glory years weren't without controversy - the team faced multiple cheating allegations in '94, including using illegal software and removing fuel filters during pit stops.
After Schumacher left for Ferrari, Briatore eventually unearthed another gem in Fernando Alonso, who ended Schumacher's dominance by winning titles in 2005 and 2006. I remember paying $4K for a paddock pass in 2006 just to see if the rumors about tension between Briatore and other team principals were true. They were.
Dating supermodels like it's a second career
Listen. I'm not one to judge anyone's personal life, but Briatore's romantic history reads like a casting call for a Victoria's Secret show.
He was engaged to Naomi Campbell in 1998 before they split in 2003. That same year, he started dating Heidi Klum, who became pregnant before they separated. Klum's daughter Leni was later adopted by Seal, with Briatore reportedly not involved in her life.
The man then proceeded to date what feels like half the modeling industry - Emma Heming Willis, Nadine Smith, Annemarie Warnkross, and supposedly Polish model Marzena Cieslik.
In 2008, he finally settled down and married "Wonderbra" model Elisabetta Gregoraci. They had a son named Falco in 2010 but divorced in 2018. Last year, Italian gossip columns (which I definitely don't read... ahem) reported they've rekindled their romance.
Oh, and I almost forgot - in 2019, at age 69, he was dating 20-year-old Benedetta Bosi. I feel stupid now for thinking my midlife crisis purchase of a motorcycle was excessive.
The ugly aftermath that still haunts F1
Crashgate's ripple effects continue to this day. In 2023, Bernie Ecclestone dropped a bombshell claiming he and former FIA president Max Mosley deliberately kept the scandal quiet initially "to protect the sport."
According to Bernie, they should have canceled the 2008 Singapore race entirely, which would have made Felipe Massa world champion instead of Lewis Hamilton. That revelation prompted Massa to launch legal action that's still ongoing.
Meanwhile, Nelson Piquet Jr. has spoken about how Briatore bullied and threatened him into crashing. "There was no one with me, except that grotesque Briatore, who was always bullying and was always complaining, pressuring me and warning me: 'This is your last chance'," Piquet said.
Poor Piquet. Imagine being a young driver with your dream job, only to have your boss order you to throw it all away by deliberately crashing.
So now what?
Alpine currently sits 9th in the constructors' championship with a measly 7 points from 6 races. They're like a ghost at a family reunion - technically present but making no impact whatsoever.
Briatore's return feels like a desperate move from a struggling team. And his first official action was to axe Jack Doohan (who, in a bizarre twist, he also manages). If you're confused by that conflict of interest, join the club.
The latest season of Drive to Survive shows Briatore telling Doohan "I control you every millimetre" - which now seems less like reality TV drama and more like a genuine warning.
F1 has always had its share of controversial figures, but Briatore exists in a category all his own. Now he's back, and I'd bet my last euro that we're in for one hell of a show.
Just don't expect it to end well for anyone involved.
Frequently Asked Questions
Could you explain the role of the Power Unit in a Formula 1 car?
The Power Unit of a Formula 1 vehicle is a combination between an internal combustion motor and electrical systems including the Energy Recovery System. The internal combustion engine is the primary propulsion source, and the ERS provides additional performance. It is important to integrate these components in order to achieve optimum power delivery and efficiency as well compliance with regulations.
How do the rules of Formula 1 influence car design and technology?
Formula 1 rules, or regulations, set by the FIA have a profound impact on car design and technology. These regulations specify parameters for vehicle dimensions, engine specifications, aerodynamic elements, safety features, and more. Teams must constantly innovate within these constraints to find competitive advantages. Rules evolve to promote closer racing, safety advancements, and sustainability goals, directly influencing technological developments within the sport.
What has been the progress made in tire technologies for Formula 1 cars?
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How are F1 cockpits designed to enhance driver safety and comfort?
F1 cockpits are designed to maximize driver comfort and safety. Safety is increased by using carbon-fiber composites for survival cells and padding. The seats are individually molded to fit each driver. This ensures a secure, comfortable fit. The cockpit dimensions are designed to allow for easy driver extraction. All controls must be within reach of the driver without having to remove their hands from the wheel.
What steps does Formula 1 take to be more environmentally friendly?
Formula 1 has adopted several measures to make it more sustainable. One of the most important initiatives is to switch from fossil fuels to biofuels, and aim for a carbon footprint that is zero by 2030. The sport conducts research on sustainable fuel technologies in order to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases. On-going efforts are made to implement greener and more efficient travel methods. F1 works closely with partners in order to improve the recycling of components and to reduce waste.
What is the role of telemetry in Formula 1?
Telemetry in Formula 1 is a sophisticated system that transmits real-time data from the cars to the engineers on the pit wall and back at the team headquarters. This data can include engine information, brakes or tires, fuel, and the inputs of the driver. Engineers use the telemetry system to monitor and analyze car performance. They also make strategic decisions and identify issues before they are critical. Telemetry helps maximize the performance and safety of the car, driver, and team throughout a race.
Statistics
- Formula 1 races on average have over 300 sensors on a car, generating more than 1.5 billion data points over a race weekend.
- The drag reduction system (DRS) can increase a Formula 1 car's straight-line speed by approximately 12-15 km/h when activated.
- A Formula 1 steering wheel is one of the most complex components of the car, costing up to $50,000 to produce.
- Formula 1 cars can achieve lateral acceleration in excess of 5 g during cornering, which is about five times the force of gravity.
- Formula 1 tires lose weight during a race due to wear and degradation, with up to 0.5 kg shed from each tire.
- Formula 1's research into sustainable fuel aims to create a 100% sustainable fuel for use in F1 engines by the mid-2020s.
- The energy recovery system (ERS) in modern Formula 1 cars can provide up to 161 horsepower of additional power for approximately 33 seconds per lap.
- Wind tunnel testing for Formula 1 cars is limited by regulations, with teams only allowed a maximum of 40 hours of running per eight-day aerodynamic testing period.
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Start by looking at the most noticeable safety feature on Formula 1 vehicles, the Halo device. It protects drivers' heads from injury. Look at the monocoque. This is the strong carbon fibre shell that acts as a survival cell and core structural component. Learn about the frontal, side and rear crash structures and how they are designed to absorb impact. Learn more about the strict crash tests all F1 vehicles must pass as well as the onboard systems like the fire suppression mechanism and HANS device.
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