Holy crap, did you catch that kid at Augusta yesterday? I'm still laughing about it this morning over my third cup of coffee (which, let's be honest, is probably why I'm typing so fast right now).
The Masters kicked off with its usual pomp and circumstance - perfectly manicured greens, those iconic white jumpsuits on the caddies, and the world's elite golfers looking terrified of making that first mistake. But amid all teh traditional stuffiness, there was this 21-year-old Spanish amateur stealing the show in the most hilarious ways possible.
Who Invited the College Kid?
So there's World #1 Scottie Scheffler, trying to make history by joining Jack Nicklaus in the three-Green-Jackets-in-four-years club. There's Justin Thomas, always a crowd favorite. And then... there's this kid, Jose Luis Ballester, looking like he just rolled out of a frat party.
My buddy texted me during the first round: "Who's the punk with the backwards writing on his hat?" I had no idea what he was talking about until the cameras caught it.
The kid was wearing this white cap with "Sun Devils" printed BACKWARDS. Like, intentionally backwards. In 25 years of watching the Masters, I've never seen anything like it at Augusta National, where they still probably think cargo shorts are too casual.
Arizona State's Finest (Sort Of)
Turns out Ballester plays college golf at Arizona State. The hat is apparently from something called the "No Rivals" collection, which feels weirdly appropriate for a tournament where rivals are literally everywhere you look.
Since he's still an amateur, he doesn't have the same sponsorship obligations as the pros. Lucky him. I spent $89 on a "proper" Masters hat back in 2018 when I visited Augusta with my father-in-law. Still have the credit card statement to prove it.
But the hat was just the appetizer.
When Nature Calls at Augusta...
Listen. We've all been there. You're nervous, you've had too much water, and suddenly your bladder feels like it's going to explode. But most of us don't choose to relieve ourselves in one of golf's most famous water hazards.
This kid did.
Apparently during the first round, Ballester couldn't hold it anymore and decided that Rae's Creek - yes, THE Rae's Creek that has determined so many Masters champions - would make an excellent toilet.
He tried to be sneaky about it. Failed miserably.
The Crowd Goes Wild (For All the Wrong Reasons)
The spectators spotted him immediately and - I'm not making this up - CHEERED for him. Loudest applause he got all day, according to him.
When reporters asked him about it later (because of course they did), the kid wasn't even embarrassed! His actual response: "If I had to do it again, I would do it again."
God. The tournament committee members must have been having collective heart attacks. Those guys still wear green jackets in 90-degree heat and probably think Twitter is something birds do.
My wife walked by while I was watching this unfold on TV and just shook her head. "That's why golf is dying with young people," she said. I disagree completely - this is EXACTLY why young people might actually start watching!
A Debut to Remember (For Better or Worse)
Between the backwards hat and the impromptu creek contribution, Ballester made quite the first impression at Augusta. And you know what? Good for him.
Augusta National has always been this temple of tradition where even whispering too loudly feels forbidden. Then this college kid shows up, wears whatever he wants, pees wherever he wants, and basically acts like he's at a backyard barbecue instead of one of golf's most hallowed grounds.
I'm sure he'll either grow out of it or get a stern talking-to from someone in a green jacket.
But for one glorious day, Jose Luis Ballester was golf's chaotic neutral character in a world of lawful goods.
And I, for one, am here for it.
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- Statistical data indicates that around 50% of pro golfers have experienced a golf-related injury due to overtraining.
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- Rest days are included in 100% of the training schedules of top professional golfers to prevent burnout and injury.
- An estimated 60% of professional golfers change at least one piece of their equipment each season.
- On average, professional golfers dedicate 30 to 40 hours per week practicing various aspects of their game.
- About 70% of professional golfers report practicing in adverse weather conditions to improve their adaptability to the elements.
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