Five Bucks for Water? The US Open's Menu Made Me Question Everything

By Lewis Barnett 10 June, 2025 5 mins read 36 Views

Look, I've been to plenty of sporting events where they absolutely rob you blind at the concession stand.

But this? This is something else entirely. The US Open menu just dropped and I'm sitting here staring at my screen like someone just told me Santa isn't real. Again.

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When a Banana Costs More Than Your Dignity

Here's what really got me: $1.95 for a single banana. Not a fancy organic banana. Not a banana dipped in gold. Just... a banana. The kind you can grab five of at literally any grocery store for the same price.

One fan on Twitter absolutely lost it: "$1.98 for a banana??? I'm taking my business elsewhere!" And honestly? Good for them. I respect that level of banana-related outrage.

But wait, it gets worse. A bottle of water - the same stuff that falls from the sky for free - will set you back $4.95. FIVE DOLLARS. For water. I've seen people pay less for actual meals at food trucks.

The Philly Cheesesteak Situation

At least if you're gonna get completely fleeced, you might as well go big. The Philly cheesesteak tops the menu at $13.95, which... okay, fine. It's probably decent. Maybe. Hopefully.

But then you see that a bag of crisps costs $3.49 and you start wondering if they're made from potatoes grown on Mars. Even a Corona - which you can literally buy a four-pack of at Sainsbury's for £6 - costs $11.95 for ONE BEER.

My buddy texted me about this and his exact words were: "Bro, I'm sneaking in a backpack full of bananas." Can't say I blame him.

Meanwhile, Actual Golf Is Happening

While we're all having existential crises over fruit pricing, there's apparently a golf tournament starting Thursday. Bryson DeChambeau wants to defend his title, which is cool I guess. Rory McIlroy's coming off his Masters win in April, so that should be interesting to watch.

Scottie Scheffler's the betting favorite after winning the PGA Championship in May. Smart money's probably on him, but honestly I'm more invested in whether anyone actually pays two dollars for a banana.

The Dentist Who's Living His Best Life

Here's the plot twist nobody saw coming: there's a full-time dentist named Matt Vogt playing in this thing. Dude runs his own practice in Indianapolis and somehow qualified for his first major.

He's ranked 1,173rd in the World Amateur Rankings, which sounds terrible until you realize there are probably millions of amateur golfers worldwide. Plus, his dental practice is apparently getting flooded with inquiries now.

"I've got such a great team, I've got friends helping me out with all those messages," Vogt said. Smart guy - delegating the business stuff so he can focus on not embarrassing himself on national television.

Honestly? Good for him. Living the dream while the rest of us argue about overpriced concessions.

What This All Really Means

Look, I get it. Captive audience, premium event, blah blah blah. But there's something almost insulting about charging five bucks for water when people are already dropping serious cash just to walk through teh gates.

Maybe I'm getting old. Maybe I'm just cheap. But when a banana costs more than what I paid for lunch yesterday, something feels fundamentally broken about the whole system.

At least the golf should be good. Assuming anyone can afford to stay hydrated long enough to watch it.

Frequently Asked Questions

How does golf etiquette change for senior players, if at all?

Golf etiquette remains consistent across all age groups, emphasizing respect for other players, the course, and the game itself. As with all golfers of any age, seniors are expected to maintain the pace of play and repair divots. They should also rake the bunkers and show good sportsmanship. It's polite to let faster groups play through if mobility issues affect pace. Following etiquette will make everyone's experience on the course more enjoyable.

How can retirees start playing golf if it's their first time?

Retirees new to golf can begin by taking introductory lessons from a professional at a local golf course or driving range. Beginners learn at their speed, beginning with the basics like grip, stance, or swing. Senior-specific courses or clinics are available at many courses, and provide instruction that is tailored to older adults' physical abilities and learning preferences. Before purchasing equipment, renting can be an effective way to determine your preferences.

What equipment do retirees need to get started playing golf in retirement?

A retiree who is looking to begin playing golf should have a basic set that includes a putter, a driver, two woods, an iron and a wedge. Choose clubs that are designed for seniors or beginners, as they often have more flexible shafts. Comfortable golf shoes, gloves to improve grip, and appropriate clothing for varying weather conditions are also essential. As they advance, players may want to invest in specialized gear that fits their own style of play.

What is the recommended frequency for golfing by retirees?

Regular golfing, at least one to two times a week is recommended. The retirees can reap the benefits from this frequency without having to exert themselves. Consistency maintains muscle memory, and helps develop skills. Listening to the body is important. It's also important to ensure that you are getting enough rest. Overplaying, in particular, can lead to injury, particularly for those who have not been doing regular physical activities.

What health precautions do retirees need to take before playing golf?

Golf is one of the many physical activities that retirees can take up. They should consult with their doctors before starting. On the course, it's important to stay hydrated, use sunscreen, and wear a hat to protect against the sun. Preventing injuries can be done by following the correct warm-up and stretching routines before playing, using the proper technique, and avoiding overexertion. If you have a health condition, it is better to use a golf cart than walk the course. Also, choosing cooler hours of the day and using fewer people can reduce heat and fatigue.

Statistics

Retired golfers contribute to approximately 30% of all golf equipment and apparel purchases, indicating a strong market presence in the industry.
Research suggests that social interaction in golf contributes to over 20% reduction in all-cause mortality for seniors.
Golf is known to burn around 400 to 600 calories per round, and with retirees playing multiple rounds per week, it contributes positively to their caloric control.
Approximately 25% of golfers in the United States are over the age of 65, highlighting the popularity of the sport among retirees.
The physical activity associated with golf, such as swinging and walking, has been linked to a 40% reduction in fall risk among elderly populations.

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How to Adapt your Golf Game for Changing Physical Abilities after Retirement

To continue to play golf safely, you will need to adjust your game. To begin, discuss your current health status with your physician. You should then choose equipment to compensate for any decrease in strength or flexibility, such as clubs that have lighter shafts, or grips designed for seniors. You can modify your swing under the guidance of a professional. Focus on maintaining a smooth and balanced swing, which doesn't put strain on your body. Recognize when to walk, or to use a golf cart. Also, play from the forward tees if you want to minimize overexertion.