
Holy crap. I've been covering golf for almost 8 years now, and sometimes I forget just how messy these "gentlemen" can be when they step off the course. The pristine greens hide some seriously dirty laundry.
Let me tell ya - these guys might be precise with their putts, but their personal lives? Total chaos. My editor challenged me to compile the juiciest scandals last week, and I've been down a rabbit hole that would make a tabloid journalist blush.
Tiger's Spectacular Fall From Grace
Where else could we possibly start? Tiger Woods has had more affairs than most people have had hot dinners. The man who dominated golf for a decade couldn't keep his club in his bag, so to speak.
Remember 2009? That Thanksgiving when Elin found those texts and supposedly chased him out of the house with his own golf club? God. The mental image still makes me laugh... and then feel terrible about laughing.

According to a Hollywood madam who spilled to teh New York Post, Tiger was dropping £45,000 for group encounters and £11,500 for one-on-ones. That's not just sex addiction - that's premium subscription sex addiction.
The divorce cost him a cool £75 million. Ouch.
After that disaster, he tried dating Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, but apparently couldn't help himself with some "faceless, nameless woman." An insider claimed it was just a "stress reliever" for Tiger - like having a drink after a bad day. (Except most people's post-work drinks don't destroy their relationships.)
Now he's with Vanessa Trump - yes, Donald Jr's ex-wife. That's... a choice.

When Your "Best Friend" Steals Your Wife
Greg Norman - that shark-like Australian with the blonde hair - has left quite the trail of broken hearts. His ex-wife Laura got £83 million after their divorce in 2006, ending 25 years of marriage that apparently included him locking her out of their mansion and cutting off her credit cards. Nice guy.
But the real drama? Olympic skier Andy Mill claims Greg - his former BEST FRIEND - stole his wife Chris Evert. Talk about betrayal.
"I would have taken a bullet for this guy," Mill told reporters, "but I didn't realise he was the one who was going to pull the trigger."
That marriage to Chris lasted just 15 months. Karma's a thing, I guess.

Hooters, Booze, and Four Wives
John Daly is... well, John Daly. The man is a walking tabloid headline.
Four marriages. Four divorces. And one embarrassing arrest outside Hooters when he was so drunk he "lost consciousness" and refused to leave. Police described him as "extremely intoxicated and uncooperative" and held him for a "24-hour sober up."
Listen. I've had some wild nights in my 20s, but passing out at Hooters at his age? That's next level.
His ex Sherrie wrote a book claiming he lost £581,000 on ONE BET. She also hinted that the wives of golfers would punish their cheating husbands with "retail marathons" in hired limos. Savage but fair.

McIlroy's Dating Disasters
Poor Rory. The Northern Irishman has had a rollercoaster love life that started with him dumping his childhood sweetheart Holly for tennis star Caroline Wozniacki.
Holly later told reporters: "I never thought he would do this to me. It killed me. I went away to Dubai as soon as we split up so I didn't have to look or think about it."
Then, after proposing to Caroline, he called it off... in a three-minute phone call. After the wedding invitations had already gone out! Who does that?
Back in 2014, he even set tongues wagging with Meghan Markle (yes, THAT Meghan) when they filmed some charity challenge together.

He's currently with Erica Stoll, though they almost divorced this year before changing their minds. Commitment issues much?
The Mysterious "Offensive Photo" Incident
This one's weird. According to a biography, Phil Mickelson allegedly showed an "offensive" photo to fellow golfer Pat Perez's wife when Pat stepped away to use the bathroom during dinner.
Whatever happened, Pat now says he has "a different hate for Phil than most people" and that Mickelson crossed an "uncrossable and unforgivable line."
Mickelson's agent denies it all, but Pat's cryptic comment - "It's a matter between us. We handled it" - suggests something definitely went down.

I actually ran into a caddie at the PGA Championship in 2022 who claimed to know the real story, but he clammed up when I pressed for details. Some secrets stay in the clubhouse, I guess.
Dustin Johnson's "Rocky" Road to Marriage
DJ finally married Paulina Gretzky in 2022 after a nine-year engagement. NINE YEARS. I can't even commit to a phone contract for that long.
Before they tied the knot, there were rumors about him and FHM model Alli Mackenzie (who denied it), and socialite Yassie Safai. At one point, Paulina deleted all traces of him from her Instagram - the modern equivalent of burning someone's letters.
There's also a persistent rumor that another top golfer once confronted Dustin about sleeping with his wife. The golf world is smaller than you'd think, and these guys spend a lot of time on the road...

Next time you watch The Masters and see all those perfect families cheering from the sidelines, just remember - there's probably more drama happening behind those polite smiles than in an entire season of reality TV.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are there any golfing clubs or associations for retired individuals?
Senior golf associations, or even chapters within larger golfing organisations, are often geared towards retired golfers. These organizations offer social events, tournaments and other activities that cater to retirees' schedules and interests. These organizations provide a great opportunity for retirees to meet and play with other people of the same skill level.
How do retirees who have never played golf begin?
Retirees new to golf can begin by taking introductory lessons from a professional at a local golf course or driving range. Beginners will learn the basics at their own pace. Many courses provide senior-specific clinics or classes, which cater to the learning and physical abilities of older adults. Renting equipment can help you discover your personal preferences prior to buying clubs.
What kind of equipment does a retiree require to play golf?
A retired person who wants to learn golf will need a set of clubs that includes the following: a driver; a couple woods; irons; a wedge; and a Putter. Select clubs that are geared towards beginners or seniors. These often have a more flexible shaft for ease of use. It is also important to have comfortable golf shoes, gloves that improve grip and clothing suitable for different weather conditions. Players may need to consider special equipment as they progress.
Can golfing be a social outlet for retired people?
Golf can be a social activity that enhances the lives of retired people. Its inherent social aspect allows for new friendships to be formed and the opportunity to meet other people. Golf leagues and tournaments are popular among retirees. They also enjoy playing with their peers regularly. This leads to more social interaction, camaraderie and the creation of a supportive group that shares an interest. Golf's social aspect can reduce loneliness and increase quality of living.
What is the recommended frequency for golfing by retirees?
Golfing regularly is good for your health. You should aim to play golf one to three days per week. This frequency allows retirees to reap the health benefits without overexerting themselves. Consistency is important for maintaining muscle memory and developing skills. Listen to your body, and take time to rest. Overplaying or overtraining can lead you to injury.
Statistics
- Studies have found that playing golf can add an average of 5 years to one’s life expectancy, with seniors as a key demographic reaping these benefits.
- The physical activity associated with golf, such as swinging and walking, has been linked to a 40% reduction in fall risk among elderly populations.
- Senior golfers have been reported to walk an average of 600 to 900 miles per year if they play 36 holes a week, implying significant cardiovascular benefits.
- Retired golfers contribute to approximately 30% of all golf equipment and apparel purchases, indicating a strong market presence in the industry.
- Approximately 25% of golfers in the United States are over the age of 65, highlighting the popularity of the sport among retirees.
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How To
How to maintain a healthy pace of play in golf for retirees
Keeping a good pace of play ensures enjoyment and respect for fellow golfers. Preparing for your shot when it is your turn and keeping your pre-shot sequences concise will help you to enjoy the game. If you're struggling with a particular hole, consider picking up the ball after a certain number of strokes to keep the game moving. If you need to, use golf carts. Walking is also a great way to exercise. It's important to make it a practice to let groups move faster, especially if they are larger and slower moving.