Holy crap. I've seen some heated moments on the golf course (my uncle once threw his 9-iron into a pond after missing a 3-foot putt), but nothing like what went down at Two Eagles in Canada this week.
Listen. Golf is supposed to be the gentleman's game. But apparently nobody told these yahoos who turned the 7th tee box into something straight out of a bar parking lot at 2am.
I actually showed this video to my regular Saturday foursome in our group chat. Dave's response: "This is why I always let groups play through... and why I keep my mouth shut when I'm three beers deep."
What the hell happened out there?
So here's the deal. Monday at Two Eagles Golf Course in West Kelowna (beautiful place, played there back in 2019 when I was visiting my cousin), two groups of golfers apparently lost their minds over... wait for it... pace of play. We've all been stuck behind that group taking practice swings that last longer than my first marriage, but most of us just silently seethe or passive-aggressively sigh loud enough for them to hear.
Not these guys.
The footage shows a dude in a blue polo and white hat getting all up in the face of another guy in a white shirt and black hat. You can hear them cussing each other out before White Shirt shoves Blue Shirt. Then it's on like Donkey Kong.
When fists replace golf swings
Blue Shirt turns around and—instead of walking away like a normal human being with functioning brain cells—decides throwing hands is teh appropriate response. He swings (and not the good kind that involves a golf club) at White Shirt.
What follows is absolute chaos. White Shirt gets his top literally ripped off his body while some poor guy in a brown shirt tries desperately to break it up. There's always that one peacemaker, right? Probably the same guy who reminds everyone about the course marshal.
Meanwhile, some woman is screaming "Stop it!" over and over. As if that's ever worked in the history of dumb men fighting.
Broken jaw over bogeys? Seriously?
The worst part? According to reports, one of these geniuses ended up with a broken jaw. Imagine explaining that one to your boss on Tuesday. "Sorry I can't make the presentation, I got my face rearranged because someone was playing too slow at Two Eagles."
I spent $250 on a round last summer at Pebble Beach and had to wait on every. single. hole. Did I start swinging at people? No, because I'm not a complete moron.
The aftermath (or why you shouldn't punch people on camera in 2025)
Police were called to the scene according to a Two Eagles spokesperson. No arrests confirmed yet, but the course is "evaluating potential punishments." I'm guessing those punishments might include, oh I don't know, LIFETIME BANS?
The footage has since gone viral thanks to NUCLR GOLF sharing it online. I showed it to my wife who doesn't even golf and she just stared at me with that "this is why women live longer" look.
God. Remember when the most dramatic thing on a golf course was someone yelling during your backswing?
What's wrong with people these days?
I've been golfing since I was 12 (that's 24 years of slicing drives into the woods), and the etiquette used to be sacred. Now we've got UFC preliminaries breaking out over slow play.
My buddy Mark, who's been a club pro for 15 years, texted me after seeing this: "This is why I drink on Mondays."
Poor guy.
Look, we've all been frustrated on the course. I once waited 20 minutes to tee off on a par 3 because the group ahead couldn't find their balls in the rough. Was I annoyed? Sure. Did I consider physical violence? Only against my own golf bag after I shanked my shot when we finally got to play.
Just let faster groups play through. It's not that complicated.
And maybe leave the boxing gloves at home next time you head out for 18 holes. Just a thought.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I play golf on my own or do I need a partner?
It is possible to play golf alone. Many golfers find the challenge and peace of playing by themselves appealing. Solo play can help you focus on your game and improve it. Golf is a very social sport and playing with others enhances the experience. There's competition, camaraderie as well the chance to pick up new skills. Golf courses usually allow single-player play, particularly at less busy times. But some golf courses may pair players together with groups to optimize the course's usage during peak hours.
What can I do to improve my golfing swing?
Improving your golf swing is a matter of practice, good technique, and often, professional instruction. Start with a solid grip, stance and posture. It's important to keep your feet shoulder-width, hold the club with a grip that is neither too tight, nor too loose, and maintain an upright posture for a fluid movement. Slow motion swings are a good way to grasp the various components, such as the path of the swing, the clubface's alignment, and your point of impact. To improve your technique, work with a golf coach and receive personalized feedback. Also spend time driving the course or at the practice range. Consistency and repetition are key. Focus on a consistent swing rather than hitting hard.
What should I be aware of regarding golf course maintenance?
The maintenance of a golf course includes many different practices. These include mowing, watering, aeration, and topdressing. The way a golf course is maintained has a significant impact on play. In some cases, a course's maintenance can have a significant impact on the game. For instance, freshly aerated, less smooth greens, or heavily watered, longer, softer fairways, may result in a faster round. Understanding the schedule of maintenance can help inform your strategy. Before you start your round, check the local rules and announcements. They might contain information on course conditions that are temporary due to ongoing maintenance.
How do I calculate my golf handicap?
A golf score is a numerical measurement of a golfer’s potential ability. This allows golfers of different levels of skill to compete on an equal basis. To establish a handicap, you need to submit scores from a minimum number of rounds (the specific number may vary by country's golf association) to your golf club's handicap committee or a handicap service. This is done by adjusting the scores for the difficulty and tee of your course. Your golf club or the national golf association can provide precise guidelines on how handicaps are calculated.
How do I choose the correct golf club to make a certain shot?
The distance you are playing, the wind condition, hazards, as well as your own level of expertise, will determine which club to choose. Woods are typically used for longer shots, whether you're playing from the tee box or fairway. As you approach the green, lower-numbered clubs (such as a 4 and 5) are used to hit longer shots. Higher-numbered clubs (such as an 8 and 9) are used to make shorter shots. A pitching/sand wedge will be chosen to hit precise shots near the hole. A putter will then be used to put on the green. Estimating the distance to the target and understanding how far you can typically hit with each club can greatly aid in club selection.
What kind of golf ball is best for a beginner?
Beginners are advised to choose a golf ball with a combination of control and distance that will last and promote durability. For beginners, it is often recommended that they use golf balls with a two-piece construction. Their hard outer layer, combined with a solid core, makes them cheaper, more durable and capable of travelling further distances. They also have less spin and offer greater control of shots. As a players' skills improve, they can experiment with different types balls.
What are some of the basics rules for golf?
The R&A and United States Golf Association have standardized a set of comprehensive rules for the game of golf. The core of golf is to hit a ball through the hole with a stroke. A few key principles of golf are: play the ball on its own, follow the course you're playing, and complete the hole as quickly as possible. For example, if you hit the wrong ball or play from the wrong spot, or lose a ball, there are penalties. Golf etiquette, while not strictly part of the rules, is integral to the game, addressing considerations such as safety, consideration for others on the course, and taking care of the course.
Statistics
- More than 75% of beginners who participate in structured practice report feeling more confident on the golf course.
- Beginner golfers who invest in at least five professional lessons reduce their handicap by an average of 30% faster than those who do not seek instruction.
- Roughly 60% of golfers who maintain a handicap index see an improvement in their scores year over year.
- It is estimated that over 90% of dedicated golfers maintain their equipment regularly, which aids in performance consistency.
- Junior golf programs have seen an increase in participation by approximately 20% over the past decade, indicating growing interest among younger players.
- The average golfer spends about $500 on initial equipment when committing to learn the game.
- Approximately 2.2 million people took up the game of golf in 2020, reflecting a significant increase in interest among beginners.
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How To Keep Score When Playing Golf
Keeping score in golf is straightforward once you know the basics. Each stroke counts for one point. Do not forget to add up every club swing you make, even if it's a missed ball or a penalty. On the scorecard, record the number of strokes you took for each hole. Also check the local rules for the course. Total the scores after each round. Adjust your score according the course ratings and your handicap to find out your net.
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