
Look, I've covered golf for eight years now, and I thought I'd seen everything. Tiger's comeback, Phil's PGA win at 50, that time Jordan Spieth nearly threw his clubs into the water at Augusta.
But nothing – and I mean nothing – prepared me for what happened on the 18th green at Muirfield Village last weekend.
The Win Was Actually Pretty Routine (For Scheffler)
Scottie Scheffler cruised to his second straight Memorial Tournament victory like he was playing a casual round with his buddies. Four strokes ahead of Ben Griffin. £3million richer. The guy's been on an absolute tear since that Masters win in April – we're talking over £7million in prize money in just two months.
At 28, he's basically collecting trophies like Pokemon cards at this point.

The World No1 defended his crown at Muirfield Village with a -10 performance that looked effortless. Ben Griffin tried to make things interesting down the stretch, but Scheffler had that "I've got this" energy from the first tee.
Then Reality Smacked Him Right in the Face
Here's where it gets good.
Scheffler's celebrating on the green, pumping his fist, probably thinking about where to put another trophy in his house. Wife Meredith walks over with their one-year-old son Bennett, and she hands the kid over for those perfect family photos we always see.
Except Bennett had other plans.
I'm talking about a diaper blowout of epic proportions. We're not discussing a little stain here – this was a full-scale poop explosion right across the back of the kid's onesie. On live television. In front of thousands of people. Minutes after dad just won millions of dollars.
The Internet Lost Its Mind (In the Best Way)
Golf writer Kyle Porter spotted it first and posted: "Winning a golf tournament for $4 million and your wife handing you a baby with a poop stain square in the middle of his back is peak dad life."
The responses were gold. "This is what peak male performance looks like." Another fan wrote, "He's just like us." My personal favorite: "2 blow outs in 1 day…the Scheffler's are unstoppable."
God, I love golf fans sometimes.
Why This Moment Actually Matters
Listen, professional athletes live in this weird bubble where everything's perfect and polished. Their social media looks like a lifestyle magazine. Their interviews are media-trained to death.
But here's Scheffler, holding a trophy worth more than most people's houses, and his kid just had a massive accident all over himself. And instead of being embarrassed or trying to hide it, he just... dealt with it. Like any other dad would.
It's the most human moment I've seen in professional sports this year.
The Numbers Don't Lie
Scheffler's now the only player besides Tiger Woods to successfully defend the Memorial title. Tiger did it between 1999 and 2001 – back when he was basically playing a different sport than everyone else.
With the US Open starting in less than two weeks, Scheffler's timing couldn't be better. The guy's confidence has to be through the roof right now.
"It's pretty cool," Scheffler said afterward, which might be the understatement of the century. "It's always a hard week. It's so challenging to play this tournament. Ben made things interesting down the stretch. Overall, it was a great week."
Yeah, Scottie. Sounds like it was.
Now go change your kid's diaper.
Frequently Asked Questions
What type should a novice golfer choose?
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How can I improve the way I play golf?
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It is necessary to have a golf teacher who has a degree?
A professional isn't required to teach you, but a few lessons can make a huge difference, especially for beginners or intermediate players. A qualified instructor will provide you with personal guidance and correct any fundamental flaws that are present in your swing. He or she can also help you better understand the mental aspects of the sport, as well as offer advice that is tailored to your individual playing style. Self-teaching can sometimes lead to ingrained bad habits that are hard to break. Even seasoned professionals can benefit by getting a tune-up with a golf pro every now and then to ensure their techniques remain sound. Lessons are a great investment that can lead to greater enjoyment and higher scores on the golf course.
How do I know my golf handicap?
A golfing handicap is a measure of potential ability that allows golfers with varying levels of expertise to compete equally. For a golf handicap, you must submit scores from at least a few rounds (the number will vary depending on the country's golf association). You can do this by submitting your scores to your club's handicap service or handicap committee. This is done by adjusting the scores for the difficulty and tee of your course. Your golf club or the national golf association can provide precise guidelines on how handicaps are calculated.
How often should I play golf to improve my game?
The quality and consistency of your practice is more important than the quantity. If you are a beginner, two to three sessions a week of practice can yield noticeable results. All aspects of the sport should be given equal attention: long shots; short game; and putting. Each practice session should have a clearly defined goal, such as improving swing technique, shot control, or accuracy. Incorporate professional instruction when possible to ensure your practice is effective and not reinforcing poor techniques. Remember, it's not just about hitting as many balls as possible; it's about making each shot count.
Statistics
- More than 75% of beginners who participate in structured practice report feeling more confident on the golf course.
- Golfers who use a golf-specific fitness program can increase their drive distance by an average of 15 yards, benefitting their overall game.
- The average golfer spends about $500 on initial equipment when committing to learn the game.
- Junior golf programs have seen an increase in participation by approximately 20% over the past decade, indicating growing interest among younger players.
- Roughly 60% of golfers who maintain a handicap index see an improvement in their scores year over year.
- Studies show that practicing putting for at least 15 minutes before a round can improve a player's putting accuracy by as much as 25%.
- Nearly half of all beginners cite social interaction as a primary reason for continuing to play golf after their initial introduction to the sport.
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How To Successfully Escape Bunkers
Escaping bunkers demands a specific technique. Position the ball ahead in your stance and aim for the sand to be about one inch behind the ball. Use a sand wedge with a wide sole and open the clubface slightly to increase the bounce. Swing through sand maintaining club speed and following the ball through. Practice bunker shots to build confidence.
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