Okay, I'm not even gonna pretend I'm not jealous. While I was stress-eating Doritos watching the Masters from my couch yesterday (judge me all you want), there's this finance bro casually PLAYING Augusta alongside the actual pros. Not fair. Not. Even. Fair.
Wait... who is this mystery golfer?
His name is Michael McDermott, and apparently he's been Augusta National's "marker" since 2022. For those who don't speak golf (I barely do), a marker plays alongside a single golfer when there's an odd number of players who make teh cut. This weekend, McDermott teed off with world No33 Tom Kim, looking every bit like he belonged there.
The kicker? McDermott isn't some random caddie they pulled from the clubhouse. He's the CEO of a financial services firm who can drive the ball 300 yards. Because of course he can.
The Ultimate Country Club Triple Crown
According to Joe Pompliano on X (still feels weird not calling it Twitter), McDermott isn't just an Augusta member. He also holds memberships at Pine Valley and Merion.
Listen. I once got excited about getting a Costco membership in 2018. This guy's over here collecting elite golf club memberships like I collect streaming service passwords from my relatives.
He's apparently won the Crump Cup at Pine Valley twice. Twice! I don't even know what that is, but it sounds impressive as hell.
Social Media Is Losing Its Mind
I'm clearly not the only one with feelings about this situation. One fan on X wrote: "Dream Job!!! What's the hiring process look like?" (Spoiler alert: be rich, play amazing golf, know the right people...and probably be rich again.)
Another person commented: "Augusta, Pine Valley, Merion? This guy would make a great friend." Yeah, no kidding. I'd settle for a one-time invitation to any of those places. My buddy Dave once got us kicked out of a public course in 2019 for bringing our own beer. That's the level I'm operating at.
The Ghost of Markers Past
McDermott took over from Augusta's previous marker, Jeff Knox, about three years ago. Knox was apparently something of a legend in these circles.
I spent $4K on golf lessons back in 2021 and still can't break 90 on a municipal course. Meanwhile, this guy's playing well enough to not embarrass himself at THE MASTERS.
God.
So you're saying there's a chance?
McDermott also stepped in to play in 2023 after Kevin Na withdrew. Just casually filling in... at Augusta National... during Masters weekend.
My wife walked in while I was watching yesterday and asked why I was glaring at the TV. Poor woman had to listen to my 10-minute rant about how some people just win at life like they're playing with cheat codes.
And yet... I can't help but respect the guy. Imagine being good enough at anything to hang with the world's best, even if you're not quite at their level. Like a decent local band opening for U2 or something.
I'll be watching for him today. And dreaming.
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How does a golf professional maintain their swing?
The routine of a professional golfer is not complete without the maintenance of their swing technique. This can be achieved by constant repetition and practicing, sometimes under the guidance a swing coach. Golfers practice their swing mechanics on the driving-range for hours to ensure that their movement is consistent and efficient. They use video analysis to examine their swings in depth and make incremental improvement. Additionally, many golfers perform specific strength and flexibility exercises that support the muscle memory required to maintain an effective swing.
What is the importance of course management in pro golfer training?
Course management is an essential aspect of training for pro golfers and it extends beyond sheer athleticism and swing technique. Making strategic decisions based on different risk-reward scenarios is part of course management. During golf training, a player learns how to evaluate wind conditions and hazards. Working with a knowledgeable caddy or coach, golfers formulate game plans that play to their strengths and avoid their weaknesses, a skill that becomes as important as the physical components of their game.
What role does technology have in the training of a professional golfer?
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- On average, professional golfers dedicate 30 to 40 hours per week practicing various aspects of their game.
- Statistical data indicates that around 50% of pro golfers have experienced a golf-related injury due to overtraining.
- Nearly 80% of professional golfers engage in regular physical fitness programs designed specifically for golf.
- Approximately 65% of a pro golfer's training time is allocated to short game practice, including putting and chipping.
- According to a fitness survey, 55% of professional golfers prioritize yoga and pilates for improving flexibility and core strength.
- About 70% of professional golfers report practicing in adverse weather conditions to improve their adaptability to the elements.
- Rest days are included in 100% of the training schedules of top professional golfers to prevent burnout and injury.
- Nearly 40% of professional golfers update their swing analysis software at least once every two years to stay at the forefront of technology.
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How to mentally and physically prepare for a tournament
Preparing mentally for a golf tournament involves setting clear objectives, establishing a confident mindset, and planning strategies for each hole. Pro golfers need to taper down their physical training in the weeks leading up to an event. This will ensure that their bodies are well rested. It is also important to practice under conditions similar to those that will be expected during the tournament. Mental rehearsal and establishing a consistent pre-shot routine can boost confidence and reduce anxiety.
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