Holy Hats and Champagne Dreams: Epsom's Ladies' Day Was Pure Theatre

By Lewis Barnett 6 June, 2025 5 mins read 64 Views

I've been to my share of racing events, but nothing quite prepares you for the spectacle that is Ladies' Day at Epsom.

The fashion chaos started early. By 11 AM, the Surrey racecourse was already buzzing with women who'd clearly raided every boutique between London and Brighton. And honestly? The effort was absolutely worth it. From butter-yellow strapless gowns that probably cost more than my monthly rent to headpieces that looked like they escaped from a Tim Burton fever dream, everyone brought their A-game.

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Toff Shows How It's Done (Again)

Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo turned up looking effortlessly chic in brown polka dots and a white maxi skirt. The woman just gets it, you know? While others were going full peacock mode, she kept it elegant but still camera-ready. Smart move, especially when you're guaranteed to end up in about 500 Instagram stories.

Gabby Logan wrapped herself in cream and brought husband Kenny along for moral support. Wise choice - someone needs to hold the handbag while you're posing with champagne flutes.

The Good, The Bold, and The "Did She Really Just Wear That?"

Listen, I'm all for self-expression, but some of these outfits were... choices. One woman showed up with a hat covered in rubber ducks. Actual rubber ducks! Part of me was horrified, but honestly? I kind of respected the commitment to chaos.

The rainbow-themed guest looked like she'd been dipped in Skittles, which sounds terrible but somehow worked perfectly against the green of the racecourse. Fashion is weird like that.

And can we talk about teh coordinated white dress situation? Two women showed up in matching outfits, which should have been awkward but instead looked like they'd planned some sort of elegant twin moment. Either brilliant strategy or happy accident.

Weather Warnings and Wardrobe Malfunctions Waiting to Happen

Here's the thing nobody mentions about Ladies' Day - it's basically a high-stakes gamble with the British weather. This year they're predicting thunderstorms and hail for Saturday's Derby. Imagine spending £300 on a fascinator only to have it destroyed by golf ball-sized hail.

But today? Pure sunshine. The champagne was flowing, the selfie sticks were out in force, and everyone was pretending their feet didn't hurt in those heels.

The official dress code is refreshingly vague - "feel your best" and anything from "bright and bold to subtle and sophisticated." Translation: wear whatever makes you happy, just don't show up in a Manchester United kit.

The Real MVPs Were the Photographers

Seriously, watching groups of friends try to get the perfect group shot while balancing drinks, handbags, and elaborate headwear was entertainment in itself. One woman's fascinator was so large it kept photobombing other people's pictures. She seemed delighted by this.

The Queen Elizabeth II Stand has stricter rules - morning dress, top hats, the full formal treatment. But honestly, where's the fun in that? The real action was happening in the general admission areas where creativity ran wild.

£850,000 and Dreams of Glory

While everyone was focused on the fashion parade, there's actually horse racing happening here. The Derby itself is on Saturday - 4:30 PM, ITV1 if you're watching from home. The winning prize is £850,000, which could buy a lot of fascinators.

Over 155,000 people descend on this place over two days. That's a lot of champagne, a lot of complicated bathroom visits in elaborate dresses, and definitely a lot of blisters by Sunday morning.

But you know what? Every single person I saw today looked like they were having the time of their lives. Sometimes that's worth more than comfort.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do you maintain your racehorse’s mental health?

Maintaining a racehorse’s mental health as well as their physical condition is crucial. Varied routines, regular turnout to pasture, mental stimulation, and gentle, patient handling all contribute to a racehorse's psychological well-being. It is important to ensure that the horse interacts with other horses, and maintain a calm and stable environment. This will help prevent behavioral problems and stress.

How often must racehorses receive training?

Racehorses are trained according to their individual needs, fitness levels, and race schedule. Typically, they would have a daily routine consisting of exercise such as walking, trotting, and cantering, with more exertive work such as galloping or breezing several times a week to build stamina and speed. Rest days are equally important to allow the horse to recover and prevent overtraining.

Is there a need for a specific shoe on a racing horse?

Racehorses usually wear racing plates which are thinner and lighter than regular horseshoes. These plates offer the necessary grip on the track while minimizing their weight. A professional farrier with experience in working on racehorses carefully selects and fits these shoes according to the hoof structure of each horse and the type of racing surface that they will run on.

What's the first step when training a racehorse?

Breaking is an important part of the initial phase of training racehorses. This involves the horse becoming accustomed carrying a bridle, saddle, and weight of a person. During early sessions, the horse must be taught to accept human contact and wear the equipment throughout his racing career.

When should a horse begin training for racing?

Horses that are two years old can begin training, although they may start with basic training. This is when their bodies are mature enough to handle the stresses of the track while still being young and adaptable for the learning process. The exact timing depends on the horse's maturity and temperament.

How important is the pedigree of a racehorse for success?

Pedigree is a good indicator of potential but it's not the only factor that determines a horse's performance. The lineage of a horse may indicate an inherited ability for speed or endurance. However, training, health and temperament can also be influential factors. A horse's natural ability can be maximized by good training, and it may even outperform horses with impressive pedigrees.

Statistics

The average cost to train a thoroughbred racehorse for one year can exceed $50,000, accounting for expenses related to training, boarding, and veterinary care.
Gastrointestinal issues affect up to 90% of racehorses during their training, emphasizing the need for careful dietary management.
Around 80% of thoroughbred racehorses begin their racing careers by the age of two, according to industry estimates.
The average racehorse reaches its peak physical ability between the ages of four to five, with some variation based on the breed and individual development.
Approximately 70% of a racehorse's diet consists of forage, with the remainder made up of grains and supplements to meet their high-calorie needs.
Racehorse mortality rates during racing have been observed to be between 1.5 to 2 deaths per thousand starts, depending on the racing jurisdiction.

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How to Mentally Motivate a Racehorse during Training

To prevent boredom and anxiety, keep a racehorse mentally active by exposing it to a variety environments and exercises. In addition to trackwork, you can also do outdoor exercises and trail rides. It is also possible to stimulate the horse's brain by teaching new commands. Establishing a bond between the horse and handler, as well as allowing social interactions with horses of other breeds will help improve mental state. A mentally contented horse is more focused, cooperative and motivated during training or races.