When Life Gives You Jokers: Shoemark's Last-Ditch Bid for French Derby Glory

By Lewis Barnett 27 May, 2025 6 mins read 77 Views

Sometimes the racing gods have a twisted sense of humor.

Here's Kieran Shoemark, sitting through a nine-day suspension, watching his career implode in slow motion - loses his gig as Gosden's number one, gets stripped of a French 1,000 Guineas win on a technicality that still makes my blood boil. The guy's probably wondering if he should've listened to his mum and become an accountant instead. But then France throws him a lifeline that sounds like something out of a poker game.

The joker card. One get-out-of-jail-free pass per year, and Shoemark's about to cash it in for Charlie Fellowes' Luther in Sunday's Prix du Jockey Club. At 10-1 odds, no less.

The French Have It Right (For Once)

Look, I've always thought the French racing authorities were a bit... particular. But this joker rule? Pure genius. Unlike our system where jockeys can shuffle ban dates around like a deck of cards, France keeps it simple. You're banned, you're banned - except for that one magical day when you can say "not today, thanks" and climb back in teh saddle.

Fellowes put it perfectly: "The rules in France are different, jockeys can't move dates of a ban around like they can here, but Kieran can play a joker so he will be able to ride on Sunday."

Smart move. These two need each other right now.

Charlie's Cosmic Plea

I've known Charlie Fellowes for years, and I've never heard him sound quite this... philosophical? The man's practically begging the universe for a break. "Maybe the Lord will be looking down and saying, 'you know what, he deserves a change of luck'."

Can't blame him. The Shes Perfect appeal getting tossed out was brutal - like watching someone steal your wallet and then have the police tell you it's technically legal.

But here's the thing about Luther: this horse has been screaming for ten furlongs since day one. Fellowes knows it, Shoemark knows it, and anyone who watched that Guineas performance with half a brain knows it. The colt sat close to a blistering pace while his French Derby rivals were practically having a picnic at the back of the field.

Draw Anxiety and Petrol Metaphors

Fellowes is sweating the draw like a first-time punter at Cheltenham. "I can't buy a good draw at the moment," he admits, and honestly? The man's not wrong. Anything higher than stall 10 at Chantilly and you might as well pack up and go home.

His analysis of the Guineas is spot-on though - Luther "used a fair bit of petrol" getting into position while the others coasted. That tactical speed he mentions? It's going to be crucial over the extra furlong and a half.

"We have a rock-solid chance," Fellowes says, adn you know what? I believe him.

Sunday's Redemption Story

There's something poetic about this whole setup. Shoemark playing his ace in the hole for a trainer who's been kicked around by the racing gods lately. Luther finally getting his chance at the distance that suits him. The French crowd getting to witness what could be the upset of the season.

10-1 odds on a horse that's "crying out for ten furlongs"? In a field where the main rivals showed their cards in the Guineas?

Sometimes the joker really is the winning card.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does 'photofinish' in horseracing mean?

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Statistics

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