God. Eight years on and Alan Pardew still can't escape that bloody dance.
The former Crystal Palace gaffer has turned down Steve Parish's invitation to attend this weekend's FA Cup final against Manchester City. Why? Because he's absolutely sick of people bringing up his cringeworthy touchline celebration from 2016 when Jason Puncheon fired Palace ahead against Man United.
You know the one I'm talking about. That awkward hip-swinging, arm-pumping monstrosity that went viral faster than a cat video. I still remember watching it live with my brother-in-law who nearly choked on his beer laughing. "What teh hell is he doing?" were his exact words. The dance has haunted Pardew ever since.
The Dance That Refuses to Die
Pardew, now 63, explained his reasoning with surprising candor: "I told Steve that this team deserves so much credit. The problem with 2016 is that the team didn't get enough."
"Every time it comes up in conversation, my dance comes up with it. And I don't want there to be even the slightest chance of that happening this time."
Fair play to him. The man just wants Palace to have their moment without his dad-dancing shadow looming over proceedings.
Living Room Cheerleader
Instead of taking his place in the posh seats at Wembley, Pardew will be watching from his sofa like the rest of us mortals. Probably with a cup of tea and some digestives, I'd imagine.
He's not bitter about it though.
"I don't mind talking about it. It was just an off-the-cuff reaction to a goal. No shame," Pardew insisted. "But this Cup final should be about this Palace team."
I met Pardew at a charity golf day back in 2019, adn even there someone shouted "give us a dance" as he lined up a putt. The poor bloke can't escape it. Though he did sink the putt, which shut everyone up nicely.
Will Glasner Break the Wembley Curse?
Palace have never won the FA Cup despite reaching three finals. Their current boss Oliver Glasner is determined to change that against overwhelming favorites Manchester City.
The Austrian has been surprisingly calm about the whole thing. "It feels like more than a normal game. There's much more attention and much more interviews to do during the week," he admitted.
But he's keeping the preparation almost identical to their league games. Smart move. Why change what's been working?
Pardew's Quiet Promise
If Palace somehow pull off the miracle against Pep's machine, Pardew won't miss out entirely on the celebrations.
"I've told Steve that if they win, I will celebrate with him at the Wolves game next Tuesday instead," he revealed.
Just don't expect any dancing.
I bumped into a Palace fan in the supermarket yesterday who told me they're bringing 40,000 Pardew dance masks to Wembley. That turned out to be complete nonsense, but for a moment I believed it. That's how legendary this dance has become in football folklore.
Can Lightning Strike at Wembley?
Palace's chances? Let's be real. They're somewhere between slim and "you're having a laugh, mate." But that's what makes the FA Cup special.
Glasner sounds confident: "We're up with a lot of confidence and looking forward to the final."
I spent £120 on a ticket to the 2016 final and watched United snatch it in extra time after Pardew's premature celebration. Still hurts.
Whatever happens Saturday, at least we won't have to witness another Pardew dance routine. And for that, football fans everywhere can be thankful.
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