I nearly spat out my coffee this morning. There I was, scrolling through Instagram when I saw it - two Arsenal supporters proudly strutting around with "CL WINNERS" plastered across their backs. Before the semifinal. Before they've even gotten past Real Madrid's second leg. BEFORE THEY'VE WON ANYTHING.
God. The audacity of some fans.
When Confidence Crosses into Delusion
Look, I get it. Arsenal demolished Real Madrid 3-0 at the Emirates in that first-leg quarterfinal match. It was impressive - I'll give them that. My mate Dave (lifelong Spurs fan) texted me immediately after: "This is teh darkest timeline." Poor Dave.
But wearing Champions League winners shirts already? That's next-level tempting of fate.
The Premier League's official Instagram account captured these two brave (or foolish) souls heading to watch the Brentford match, and the internet did what it does best - it collectively lost its mind. Even fellow Arsenal supporters couldn't defend this level of premature celebration.
The Internet Goes Wild
"This is exactly why no one likes them," wrote one commenter, which honestly feels a bit harsh. I mean, back in 2018 I wore a "World's Best Dad" shirt before my daughter was even born. My wife still reminds me about that jinx whenever our teenager slams her door.
Another person simply wrote: "They're brave." Which is the internet equivalent of saying "bless their hearts" in the American South.
My favorite response came from an actual Arsenal supporter who admitted: "Nah our fanbase can be annoying sometimes." At least some self-awareness exists!
Setting Yourself Up for a Fall
One particularly prophetic comment: "The type of thing you just don't do... setting yourselves up for potential disaster."
And wouldn't you know it - those words proved somewhat accurate when Arsenal stumbled to a 1-1 draw against Brentford just days later. Thomas Partey scored first, but Yoane Wissa equalized, dropping crucial points in Arsenal's title chase.
Liverpool now sits just three wins away from the Premier League trophy.
Wait... Didn't Arteta Rest Key Players?
I spent $40 on pizza and beer to watch this match with friends, and I couldn't help wondering if Arteta had one eye on that upcoming Madrid trip. He left out Saka, Odegaard, and Lewis-Skelly - three pretty significant names.
When questioned about it, Arteta insisted: "The way we did the game certainly not. The way the feeling was with the players, certainly not."
He added something about preparing well by winning the next game, but it felt like watching someone insist they weren't thinking about their ex while constantly checking their phone.
Listen. I've been following football long enough to know that counting chickens before they hatch is like bringing an umbrella to a hurricane - pointlessly optimistic.
The Curse of Premature Celebration
Those two fans with their "CL WINNERS" shirts remind me of when my colleague Jake got a tattoo of his girlfriend's name after three weeks of dating. His response when they broke up a month later: "Already updating my resume to find a job in another city."
Karma's watching, Arsenal fans.
And so is Real Madrid.
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