God. I've seen this movie before. Remember Rafa's "FACTS" press conference back in 2009? That painful, squirmy moment when a manager starts waving stats around like they're some kind of magical shield against the reality that, well... they lost?
Mikel Arteta just went full Benitez on us.
The Stats Don't Lie (Except When They Do)
After Arsenal crashed out of the Champions League semis with a 3-1 aggregate defeat to PSG, Arteta doubled down on his bizarre claim that his team was actually BETTER than the side that's heading to Munich for the final. I nearly spat out my coffee when I read his comments.
"I stand by what I said, 100 per cent. I've watched it back, seen all the stats," Arteta insisted, with teh kind of conviction that makes you wonder if we all watched the same match.
He continued his statistical love affair: "When you look at all the important stats, the ones that give you the best platform to win football matches, it's crystal clear who was better. With an expected goals of five against three, which we had over the two legs, normally you're in the final."
Normally? Last time I checked, actual goals determine who advances, not expected ones. Just saying.
What the hell is going on at the Emirates?
PSG boss Luis Enrique wasn't having any of it. He mocked Arteta's claims after sending Arsenal packing – and honestly, who could blame him? There's something almost tragically comical about insisting you're the better team while watching your opponents celebrate reaching the final.
I texted my Arsenal-supporting mate after this press conference. His response: "Just end me now." Poor guy has been through enough.
The Nearly Men of North London
This is getting painfully familiar for Gunners fans. Five years since their last trophy – that weird, empty-stadium FA Cup win over Chelsea during COVID. Remember that? Feels like it happened in another lifetime.
Since then, City, United, Liverpool, and Chelsea have all lifted silverware while Arsenal keep finding new, creative ways to fall short when it matters most.
And now they get to form a guard of honor for Liverpool at Anfield on Sunday. Talk about salt in the wound.
Arteta at least acknowledged this reality: "In the Premier League we've gone a step backwards. Liverpool deserve to be champions."
The Elephant That Scores Goals
Back in January, I wrote that Arsenal desperately needed a clinical striker. Anyone with eyes could see it. The club failed to address this glaring issue in the transfer window, and... surprise! It came back to haunt them.
When asked about Liverpool having Salah while Arsenal lacked that killer finisher, Arteta bristled: "Did I have to make it more clear in January? Was it clear or not?"
Yes, Mikel. It was clear. Crystal clear. And now you're paying the price.
Trust The Process (Still)
Look, I actually like Arteta. I think he's done remarkable things with this Arsenal team. They're miles better than they were under late-era Wenger or the Emery experiment.
But there's a growing fear among some Arsenal supporters that he might become another North London "nearly man" – the same jibe they used to throw at Pochettino's Spurs teams that always looked good but never quite sealed the deal.
I spent $120 on drinks consoling my Arsenal-supporting friend last Tuesday night. He kept muttering "trust the process" into his pint, which became less convincing with each round.
Arteta insists: "I have no doubts about these players and their attitude. I know how much they are still hurting."
They better be hurting. And hungry.
Because "almost" isn't good enough anymore.
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