God. I've seen some confidence in my time covering football, but Jude Bellingham might've just taken the cake. The 21-year-old England star genuinely believes—or at least wants us to believe—that overturning a three-goal deficit against Arsenal is just another day at the office for Los Blancos.

I nearly spit out my coffee when I heard it.

The Audacity of Hope (or Delusion?)

Speaking ahead of tonight's second leg, Bellingham dropped this little gem: "Everyone thinks it is nailed on that we will come back."

Everyone? EVERYONE? I'd love to know which parallel universe "everyone" lives in, because in this one, Arsenal absolutely dismantled Real Madrid at the Emirates. Declan Rice—who I've watched since his West Ham days—curved in two beautiful free-kicks that left Courtois looking like a statue at Madame Tussauds.

Look, I get it. Real Madrid has that mystique. That aura. That annoying ability to pull rabbits out of hats when they're 3-0 down with two minutes left. I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about that Man City comeback in 2022. Poor Pep probably hasn't slept right since.

What History Tells Us (Spoiler: It's Not Great for Real)

Here's teh thing though—Real Madrid have NEVER overturned a 3-0 deficit. Not once in their storied history. And Arsenal? Well, the stats are firmly in the Gunners' favor. All 11 previous English teams in this position have advanced.

I texted my Arsenal-supporting mate after the first leg: "Is this finally happening?" His response: "Don't jinx it you absolute muppet." Fair enough.

The Bernabéu Factor

I visited the Bernabéu back in 2018 for a Champions League night. Spent about €200 on a ticket that was basically in the stratosphere. The atmosphere? Electric doesn't begin to describe it.

Bellingham knows this. "What makes us confident is the quality we have, the history of the club, the fans that will turn up and give everything on the night, the aura of the Bernabeu and these Champions League nights," he said.

Translation: We're hoping the stadium scares Arsenal into forgetting how to play football.

Can Lightning Strike Again?

The young midfielder pointed to Liverpool's famous comeback against Barcelona as proof that English teams can bottle it too. "Probably in England it is not as common but it has happened, Liverpool did it a couple of years back [against Barcelona in 2019]."

He's not wrong. I was covering that game (from my couch, with a takeaway curry that I promptly spilled when Origi scored). It was magical. Impossible. The kind of night that reminds you why you fell in love with this stupid, beautiful game.

But Arsenal aren't Barcelona. Mikel Arteta isn't about to let his team collapse like that... right?

The Infectious Confidence of Serial Winners

There's something fascinating about the psychology at Real Madrid. Bellingham admitted: "The more you get to speak to the other lads and you see how confident they are, the more it rubs off on you. They have experienced these kinds of nights before."

It's like a cult, but with more trophies and better haircuts.

Arteta's Arsenal are hoping to reach their first Champions League semi-final in 16 years. Sixteen! I was still using a flip phone the last time Arsenal made it this far in Europe.

My Two Cents (Worth Exactly That)

Listen. I've been covering European football long enough to know that writing off Real Madrid is like pronouncing a horror movie villain dead before checking for a pulse. They have this supernatural ability to rise from the grave just when you think it's over.

But three goals? Against this Arsenal defense? With Declan Rice playing like a man possessed?

If Real pull this off, I'll eat my laptop. With ketchup.

Then again, I said the same thing before that PSG game. And that Chelsea game. And that Man City game...

Damn you, Real Madrid. Just die already.

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