I was scrolling through racing news yesterday when I nearly spat out my coffee. Ify Madueke—yes, Chelsea winger Noni Madueke's dad—has gone and spent almost £300,000 on a single horse that's making its debut tomorrow. Talk about pressure! The poor animal doesn't even know it's carrying the weight of three hundred grand on its back, not just a jockey.
God. Remember when spending £50 on the Grand National felt extravagant?
Rich Dad, Fast Horse (Hopefully)
Ify's been dabbling in horse racing for years now, but this purchase takes things to a whole new level. His Havana Grey filly—named Oliaku—will race at Yarmouth on Thursday in the 3:25pm race. I've actually got a tenner on it just because I'm curious if daddy Madueke knows something the bookies don't.
My mate who works at the track told me the horse looked "decent enough" during morning gallops, but he also thought Tottenham would win a trophy this year, so his judgment is questionable at best.
What Exactly Are You Buying for £300k?
This isn't Ify's first rodeo (or... race, I guess?). Back in 2023, he dropped over £70k on another horse called Princess Chizara. No idea how that investment turned out, but clearly it didn't scare him off from going bigger this time.
The horse is being trained by Michael Bell, whose son Nick seems pretty excited about teh whole thing. He told Racing Post: "She's going to the old man. She's been bought for Ify Madueke, who's the dad of the Chelsea player Noni Madueke. He bought a yearling with us last year and he's a real enthusiast so he's dying to get a good horse to Ascot. She ticks every box and came highly recommended."
Translation: "This rich football dad keeps giving us money and we're happy to take it."
Like Father, Like Son - High Stakes All Around
While Ify's horse is only third favorite for tomorrow's race (temper those expectations, mate), his son Noni is facing some critical weeks with Chelsea.
I was at Stamford Bridge last weekend... what a mess. But they've still got a shot at Champions League qualification if they can beat Nottingham Forest on Sunday.
And then there's the Conference League final against Real Betis next Wednesday. Not exactly the glamour European trophy Chelsea fans dreamed of when Boehly opened his checkbook wider than the Grand Canyon, but it would make them the first club to win all three major European competitions.
The Weird World of Football-Adjacent Wealth
It's fascinating how football money trickles into these other luxury pursuits. I interviewed a Premier League agent in 2018 who told me most players' parents end up with at least one ridiculous purchase—a restaurant that serves only blue food, a collection of vintage phones, or in this case, racehorses.
Wonder if Noni will be at Yarmouth tomorrow watching £300k gallop around the track... probably not with that Forest game looming.
I've seen these football-adjacent investments go spectacularly wrong before. Remember when Kieron Dyer's uncle opened that nightclub in Ipswich? Lasted about 3 weeks. Poor bloke.
Anyway, if you're feeling flush, Yarmouth, 3:25pm tomorrow. Look for the horse carrying both a jockey adn the weight of serious parental expectation.
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