
Holy crap. Did you see that shot? I was literally mid-sip with my coffee when Estevao unleashed that rocket against Cerro Porteno last night. Nearly choked. The kid's only 18 and already making me question what I've done with my life.
This Brazilian wonderboy (who Chelsea smartly locked down for £28million) has that rare ability to make professional defenders look like they're playing in quicksand. His left foot should probably be registered as a lethal weapon at this point.
The "Messinho" Hype Train Is Officially Leaving the Station
Listen. I've been covering football long enough to be skeptical of wonderkid labels. Remember Freddy Adu? Yeah, exactly. But there's something different about this Estevao kid that gives me goosebumps.
He's already bagged 15 goals for Palmeiras last season and somehow has 8 already in the new term. At EIGHTEEN. When I was 18, I was struggling to cook pasta without burning down my apartment.

The Brazilian league title already sits in his trophy cabinet, and he's made four senior international appearances. Four! I feel ancient just typing this.
That Goal Though...
Last night's Copa Libertadores match was dragging a bit until just before half-time. Then it happened.
Estevao picked up teh ball outside the box, took a touch, and unleashed a left-footed howitzer that nearly tore the net off its moorings. The kind of strike that makes you involuntarily yell something inappropriate in front of your kids.
That shot helped Palmeiras secure a 2-0 away win. More importantly, it added another clip to his rapidly expanding highlight reel that Chelsea fans are obsessively watching on repeat.
Is This the Next Great Football Rivalry?
My editor texted me at 3am: "Yamal vs Estevao is the new Messi vs Ronaldo." I thought he was drunk (he probably was), but he might actually be onto something.
Barcelona's 17-year-old phenom Lamine Yamal has been breaking records left and right. Now we've got Estevao doing things that defy physics on the regular. It's like watching two alien talents emerge simultaneously.
One fan summed it up perfectly: "Just as we had the Messi vs CR7 era, the next big rivalry will be Estevao vs Yamal!"
What's Enzo Planning?
Word around Stamford Bridge is that Enzo Maresca has already decided to keep the Brazilian in his first-team plans rather than sending him out on loan. Smart move. You don't park a Ferrari in the garage.
I spoke with a Chelsea insider last week (who'd murder me if I revealed their name) who said the coaching staff were "gobsmacked" by the footage they've been analyzing. Their exact words: "He's not just good for his age... he's just good. Full stop."
The Power in Those Skinny Legs?!
Seriously though. How?
As one bewildered fan commented after yesterday's missile: "How does he generate this much shot power?" It's a legitimate question that probably requires some advanced physics to answer.
Back in 2019, I watched a young Jadon Sancho in training and thought I'd seen the future. I was wrong about him (oops), but I'm willing to bet my meager journalist salary that Estevao is the real deal.
Chelsea Fans Are Already Dreaming
"Another reason we're going to be so much better next season," wrote one optimistic Blues supporter. After their recent rollercoaster seasons, who can blame them for getting excited?
Another fan simply stated: "Best under-18 player in the world not named Yamal." And honestly... they might be right.
The summer can't come fast enough for Chelsea supporters. While the club has spent mountains of cash on players who haven't quite delivered (don't get me started on that saga), Estevao looks like he might actually be worth every penny of that £28million.
I just hope he brings those wonder-goals with him to the Premier League. God knows we could use the excitement.
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