I had to read this three times before it sank in.
Manchester City are about to sign Marcus Bettinelli from Chelsea - a 33-year-old goalkeeper who hasn't touched a football pitch in actual competition since January 2022. That's THREE YEARS of collecting paychecks while warming benches. And honestly? Good for him, I guess.
Scott Carson's Golden Parachute
Here's the deal: City need a new third-choice keeper because Scott Carson is finally calling it quits at the Etihad. The man made exactly TWO appearances in 11 years and somehow walked away with Champions League medals and what I can only assume was a mortgage-crushing salary. His agent deserves a Nobel Prize in economics.
Carson's departure left Pep scrambling for another professional bench-sitter, and apparently Bettinelli fits the bill perfectly.
When Was the Last Time This Guy Actually Played?
Fabrizio Romano dropped the "Here we go" bomb on X, confirming Bettinelli's move to City. The keeper will even travel with the squad for the FIFA Club World Cup, which feels like bringing a vintage car to a Formula 1 race - technically it has wheels, but you're not exactly expecting miracles.
Bettinelli's last game was Chelsea's FA Cup tie against Chesterfield in early 2022. Before that? His Premier League appearances are practically archaeological artifacts. The guy's last top-flight match was against Cardiff in October 2018 when he was still at Fulham. They lost 4-2, and he conceded four goals. Not exactly the highlight reel you'd want scouts remembering.
Eight years. That's how long it's been since this man played Premier League football.
The Art of Professional Bench-Warming
Look, I'm not knocking Bettinelli's career choices here. The man found a way to stay employed at the highest level of football without actually playing football. That's either genius or the most elaborate long con in sports history.
He was once considered England material - back when people still thought teh Three Lions might actually win something (this was pre-2018, obviously). Now he's about to become City's insurance policy behind Ederson and Stefan Ortega.
Unless both keepers get injured simultaneously, Bettinelli will probably spend his City career doing what he does best: absolutely nothing on match days.
Why This Actually Makes Sense
City aren't stupid. They need someone who knows how to stay fit, keep quiet, and not cause drama when they never play. Bettinelli has perfected this art form over three years at Chelsea.
Plus, if Carson's tenure taught us anything, it's that being City's third keeper is basically winning the lottery. Two games in 11 years, multiple trophies, and enough prize money to retire comfortably. Bettinelli just hit the jackpot without having to prove he can still stop a football.
The Club World Cup trip is probably the most action he'll see all season.
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How to Pick the Right Protective Gear For Football
The protective gear is a must-have in any footballer's bag. Consider the comfort, safety and compatibility of each piece with your player's position. Mouthguards protect teeth from injury and reduce the risk of concussion. Padded underwear provides extra cushioning, especially for goalkeepers. Arm and leg sleeves offer minor abrasion protection and compression. Remember, all equipment should meet league safety standards and be properly certified.
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