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Dumbbells With Legs: Why Adama Traore Would Absolutely Destroy Everyone in a Premier League Wrestling Match




Look, I've seen some ridiculous football moments in my time, but watching Alex Iwobi referee a proper wrestling match between his Fulham teammates? That's peak 2025 right there.

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When Your Dressing Room Turns Into WWE

So here's what happened. Adama Traore and Calvin Bassey decided to settle some argument the old-fashioned way - by having a full-blown wrestling match in the Fulham training ground. And Iwobi? He grabbed his phone and started filming like any sensible person would.

Traore won. Obviously.

But here's the bit that got me laughing - when asked who'd win if every Premier League player got thrown into a royal rumble, Iwobi didn't even hesitate. "I don't see anyone defeating Adama Traore," he said, grinning like he'd just watched his mate bench press a small car. "That guy is brick. He's just dumbbells with legs."



Honestly? Fair point.

The Human Brick Wall Theory

Have you seen Traore up close? I swear the man looks like someone took a normal footballer and fed him nothing but protein shakes and steel for three years straight. When Iwobi says "He's too strong. He's too, too strong," you can actually hear the disbelief in his voice.

Poor Calvin Bassey found out the hard way. Got pinned twice, probably questioning his life choices while staring at teh ceiling.

Why Some Fans Need to Chill Out

Of course, some Fulham supporters got their knickers in a twist about the whole thing. "What if they get injured?" "Shouldn't they be focusing on football?" Blah, blah, blah.



Listen. These are grown men having a laugh with their mates. Not everything has to be analyzed through the lens of transfer values and injury reports.

Iwobi gets it though. "Maybe I shouldn't have showcased that because they might have got hurt," he admitted. But then he said something that actually made sense: "It just shows we are big kids. We like to enjoy it."

The Secret Sauce Behind Fulham's Success

Here's where it gets interesting. Iwobi - who's Jay-Jay Okocha's nephew, by the way, which is still mental to think about - reckons there's a direct link between team happiness and performance.

"If I'm happy off the pitch, I seem to do well on the pitch," he explained. And looking at his numbers from last season (nine goals, six assists), it's hard to argue with that logic.



The man had the best season of his career after leaving Arsenal. Coincidence? I think not.

Brazilian Music and English Boys: A Love Story

But the wrestling match is just the tip of the iceberg. Iwobi painted this picture of Marco Silva's squad that sounds like the most wholesome thing in football right now.

Picture this: team barbecue, Brazilian lads like Rodrigo Muniz and Andreas Pereira pumping out the samba beats, while Antonee Robinson and Calvin Bassey are doing little dances adn all the English boys are singing along to songs they definitely don't understand.

"We are one big family," Iwobi said. "All cultures come into one and we appreciate each culture."



God, that sounds nice doesn't it?

More Than Just Footballers

What struck me most was when Iwobi said: "I just want people to understand that we're not just robots, we're not just footballers, we're actually brothers as well."

In an era where every player interaction gets dissected on social media, where one bad pass leads to transfer rumors, it's refreshing to see a group of lads just... being lads.

His Project 17 charity hosted their P17 Cup on Sunday too, raising awareness for ACLT - an organization working to increase blood, stem cell and organ donors from the black community. So while he's out here having fun, he's also doing proper meaningful work.



Still think Traore would win that royal rumble though. Man's built like a tank with a football degree.


Frequently Asked Questions

What is the impact of the Premier League on the English national football team?

The Premier League has a big role to play in the development and growth of English football talent. Many of the players selected from the Premier League go on to play for the English team in international competitions, using their skills and knowledge. It is believed that the competitive nature of the league and the high quality of its players benefit the national squad. However, there has been debate over the league's high number of foreign players and how it affects the opportunities for English players to get regular first-team football.


How is Premier League winning determined?

The winner of the Premier League is the team that accrues the highest number of points over the course of the 38-game season. A team receives three points if they win, one for a draw and zero for losing. In the event of teams finishing the season with the same number of points, the champion is determined by goal difference, and if necessary, the number of goals scored. If there is still a tie, the winner may be decided by a playoff, which can take place at a neutral location. This scenario, however, has never happened in Premier League history.


Can you explain the concept of the 'Big Six' in the Premier League?

The 'Big Six' refers to a group of the Premier League's most successful and influential clubs in recent times. Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Tottenham Hotspur are typically on the list. These teams are known as having a strong fan base with a lot of money, for their high-level performances, and for qualifying frequently for European tournaments like the UEFA Champions League, UEFA Europa League, and UEFA Cup.


Do Premier League clubs have any financial regulations?

Yes, the Premier League has financial regulations, known as Financial Fair Play (FFP) rules, intended to prevent clubs from spending beyond their means and to promote financial stability. These rules require clubs to limit their losses over a three-year period and to ensure that expenditures do not massively exceed their earnings from football-related activities. These regulations are designed to encourage clubs to spend responsibly and maintain balance within their league.


What is Premier League football?

Premier League, the highest-level football league in England, is also one of the best and most popular leagues in domestic football. It is contested between 20 teams. The English Football League (EFL) operates a system for promotion and relegation. The teams play 38 matches each year (home and abroad), with the season running typically from August until May. The Premier League's high-quality, star-studded football and global appeal are known worldwide.


Statistics

  • Alan Shearer is the all-time top scorer in the Premier League with 260 goals across his stellar career.
  • Petr Čech set a remarkable defensive record during the 2004-2005 season with 24 clean sheets, the most by a goalkeeper in a single Premier League season.
  • The record for the most goals scored in a single Premier League season by a player is 32, achieved by Mohamed Salah during the 2017-2018 campaign.
  • Manchester United holds the record for the most Premier League titles, having been crowned champions 20 times.
  • Chelsea established the Premier League’s greatest goal difference of +71 in the 2009–2010 season, showcasing their offensive prowess and defensive strength.

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