God. Is there anything better than a free beer at 10am on a Sunday? Newcastle United clearly doesn't think so.

The Magpies are pulling out all the stops for tomorrow's high-stakes Chelsea clash, offering every fan through the turnstiles between 10-11am a complimentary drink. And yes, I'm seriously considering getting there early for once in my life. My mate Dave already texted me: "Free beer? I'll be there at 9:30!" Poor bloke usually can't drag himself out of bed before kickoff.

Why is Newcastle basically begging fans to show up early?

It's not rocket science. This match is MASSIVE for Champions League qualification hopes. The club wants St. James' rocking from the warm-ups, not just when the whistle blows. Smart move, honestly.

Fans can redeem their vouchers for a pint or bottle of beer/cider in the concourse, Platinum Club, or Bar 1892. Don't drink? They've got soft drinks covered too. But let's be real - who's choosing Coke over free beer at a football match?

The Darren Eales Appreciation Society

Newcastle's CEO Darren Eales (who, if you missed it, has been battling cancer this year) framed the giveaway as a "thank you" to supporters who've traveled "to every corner of teh country" backing the club. Nice touch.

"Alongside toasting the incredible support they have already shown, the offer of a free drink aims to ensure that everyone is in position for the early kick-off on Sunday, bringing that iconic St James' Park atmosphere from the warm-ups to the final whistle," Eales said.

Translation: Please show up early and be LOUD.

Eddie's Gordon Problem

Meanwhile, Eddie Howe's got headaches that even a free pint won't solve.

Anthony Gordon is absolutely chomping at the bit to start. The 24-year-old winger hasn't been in the starting XI since March 2nd after getting himself sent off against Brighton (silly boy) and then picking up a thigh injury on England duty.

But here's the thing...

Harvey Barnes has been absolutely on fire in Gordon's absence, banging in 4 goals. Back in 2022, I watched Barnes tear apart a defense at Leicester and thought "this lad's special" - turns out I wasn't wrong.

Is Gordon Secretly Fuming?

Howe admitted Gordon isn't exactly thrilled about warming the bench. I mean, who would be? The lad's got 9 goals this season and probably thought he'd walk straight back into the team.

"There's an understanding from Anthony that he hasn't been fully fit," Howe explained, diplomatic as ever. "We've had discussions and communication, of course, and I try to do that with all the players, but naturally I know now he feels good within his body and that he probably feels ready to start. So that's the decision I have to make."

I watched Gordon when he came on against Brighton last week, replacing Jacob Murphy, and the difference was immediate. That directness, that pace... reminds me of when I spent $120 on a taxi to catch the second half of a match in 2019 after my train was delayed. Worth every penny.

The Biggest Game... Until the Next One

With Newcastle and Chelsea separated only by goal difference in 4th place, tomorrow's high noon showdown is basically a Champions League qualification six-pointer.

Howe didn't mince words: "Every game we'll have between now and the season probably becomes our biggest game of the season. You could debate the cup final there with it, but now that's gone and that's behind us."

Listen. The fact Newcastle are even in this position is remarkable when you consider the PSR constraints they've been operating under.

Meanwhile, Chelsea have been... creative... with their accounting while continuing to throw money around like confetti at a wedding. Not that Howe would be drawn into commenting on that.

"I've absolutely no emotion or feeling towards it at all because they have every right to do what they want to do and run the club in their way," he said, in what might be the most diplomatic non-answer I've heard since my wife asked if her new haircut looked good after a disastrous salon visit.

So tomorrow at St. James'? Early doors, free beer, and potentially season-defining football.

I'll drink to that.

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How is the Premier League winner determined?

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