I nearly spilled my coffee when I saw this. Nigel Martyn - the same bloke who was keeping goal for England when I was skipping university lectures in the late 90s - is now wicketkeeping in professional cricket. At FIFTY-EIGHT!
Let's be real for a second. Most of us can barely get up from teh sofa without making that weird dad-noise at 40, and here's Martyn starting a whole new sporting career approaching 60.
The Gloves Are... Different Now
Remember Martyn? Crystal Palace, Leeds United, that slightly awkward second-fiddle role to David Seaman with England? Well, he's traded in one pair of gloves for another, making his debut for Knaresborough CC in the ECB Yorkshire Premier League North.
God. It feels like yesterday I was watching him at Elland Road, screaming my lungs out with my mates after spending £30 on tickets and another £40 on beers. Time is cruel.
He didn't bat in the match against Sheriff Hutton Bridge CC, but he did take the wicketkeeping duties - even ahead of Jonathan Tattersall who still managed to knock a half-century. Apparently Martyn's been playing cricket seriously enough that he was previously captain at Yorkshire CCC before joining Knaresborough.
Wait... Who Discovered Him?
The most bonkers part of Martyn's original football story? He was reportedly spotted by a Bristol Rovers tea lady while playing for St Blazey in Cornwall back in '86. Imagine that conversation.
"Oi, gaffer, put down your custard cream and come look at this goalkeeper. He's proper talented."
That tea lady deserves a statue somewhere.
Breaking the Bank (When a Million Actually Meant Something)
Two years after joining Bristol, Martyn moved to Crystal Palace for £1million. My younger readers are probably laughing right now, but in 1989, that made him the most expensive goalkeeper in English football history.
For perspective, I bought my first car that year for £600 and thought I was being extravagant.
He ended up playing 349 times for Palace before Leeds United smashed the previous record again, paying £2.25m for him in 1996. Leeds fans loved him so much they voted him into their greatest ever team - and he's the only player from after the Don Revie glory days to make that list.
The Ankle That Changed Everything
Martyn's football career ended in 2006 after a nasty ankle fracture. I remember watching that game with my brother-in-law (who's an Everton supporter) and him texting me: "We're absolutely screwed now."
David Moyes later called him his "greatest ever signing" at Everton - which says something considering Moyes' eye for talent.
Poor Nigel spent most of his England career watching David Seaman's ponytail from the bench, earning 23 caps when he probably deserved double that.
Second Acts and New Beginnings
There's something weirdly inspiring about seeing Martyn at Knaresborough CC. Like watching your retired uncle suddenly take up competitive skateboarding.
I showed his cricket photos to my wife last night and she didn't even recognize him. "That's the England goalkeeper?" she asked, squinting at my phone. "The one you had on your wall at uni?"
Yes. Yes it was. Though I'd rather not discuss the questionable decorating choices of my 20-year-old self.
Knaresborough managed 176/8 in their 50 overs that day. Not spectacular, but not embarrassing either... like England's performance at most major tournaments during Martyn's era.
I wonder if he still dives to his left the same way.
From Record-Breaker to Wicket-Taker
The man helped Knaresborough win promotion last year. At 57! While I pulled a muscle last week reaching for the remote.
His journey from Cornwall to the Premier League to professional cricket is the kind of career path that makes absolutely no sense on LinkedIn.
But I'm here for it.
Sometimes I think about how different sports were back when Martyn was in his prime. £1million for a world-class goalkeeper? Chelsea paid more than that for their team bus last season.
Anyway, here's to second acts and refusing to act your age. Maybe I'll finally learn to play tennis properly in my 50s.
Or maybe I'll just continue watching sports from my couch. Yeah, probably that.
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