God, I still can't believe this is happening. A single point against Spurs on Sunday and Arne Slot - a man most English fans couldn't pick out of a lineup 12 months ago - will have done what no Dutch manager has ever accomplished: win the Premier League.
And he's done it in his FIRST BLOODY SEASON.
I spent last week wandering around Bergentheim, a speck on the Dutch map that makes my hometown look like Manhattan. One supermarket. Two churches. A canal cutting through it like a surgical incision. Population: 3,500 souls who are about to witness their favorite son make football history.
The Laziest Talent in Holland?
Here's teh thing nobody tells you about Slot's early career - they called him "Miss Slot." Not as a compliment.
His former coach Jan Everse (who I tracked down and spent an afternoon with) didn't mince words when describing teenage Arne: "If the weather was bad, if the field was muddy, he was always clean. You could put his shirt in the closet."
Everse, now 71 and still sharp as a tack, leaned forward in his chair when telling me this. "Nobody could play with one touch like Arne. But his physicals... he wasn't quick. The way he ran, it looked lazy."
The coach branded 17-year-old Slot as "Juffrouw Slot" - literally "Miss Slot" - because he "never made a big tackle" and seemed allergic to getting dirty.
Wait... This Guy Outperformed KLOPP?
Remember all those predictions that Slot would crumble under Klopp's enormous shadow? Yeah, about that...
His Liverpool side is TWELVE points clear of Arsenal with just five games left. Twelve! I've seen title races tighter than my jeans after Christmas dinner.
I asked three different locals in Bergentheim if they're surprised by Slot's success. Each gave me the same knowing smile - like they've been in on a secret the football world is just discovering.
The Village That Shaped Him
Walking through Bergentheim feels like stepping into another era. I crossed the only bridge in town (seriously) to reach Sportpark Moscou, where little Arne would trek a mile to play football in the 80s.
Bert Nijenhuis, the 66-year-old chairman of VV Bergentheim, played with Arne's dad decades ago. "His father is his coach," Nijenhuis told me over coffee in the club's immaculate boardroom. "Arne used to sit in team meetings as a little boy and listen to his dad."
I asked about rumors of a statue being planned for Slot in the village.
Nijenhuis nearly spat out his drink. "A statue? In 1945, many people died in the war for our freedom. Those kinds of people deserve it. I don't think Arne would want a statue. He's a humble man."
The Bible Story That Changed Everything
This caught me completely off-guard. Apparently, 12-year-old Slot was deeply moved by the parable of the Good Samaritan.
Nijenhuis' eyes lit up recounting this. "That story had the most impact on him. A good story to have respect for each other. Don't make war, make peace. When Arne listened to the preacher, he was impressed with that story. That got him in his heart."
I'm not particularly religious, but there's something poetic about a manager whose entire philosophy seems built around making everyone around him better.
The One Time Mr. Cool Lost His Sh—Mind
Back in February, Slot showed a side nobody in Bergentheim recognized. After that explosive 2-2 Merseyside derby, he unleashed on referee Michael Oliver, reportedly telling him: "If we don't win the league, I'll f***ing blame you."
That outburst cost him £70,000 and a two-match ban.
When I mentioned this to Nijenhuis, he winced like I'd brought up an embarrassing family secret. "That is the one time his emotions got the better of him. But that's not Arne. He is always calm."
Better Than Klopp? The Bold Prediction
I nearly fell off my chair when Everse casually dropped this bomb: "At the beginning of the season, I said, 'He's a better coach than Klopp'."
The former Dutch international chuckled at my reaction. "You need luck. Arne, as we say in Holland, has the luck on his a**e. Every good coach is lucky."
This from a man who played alongside Johan Cruyff in Holland's Total Football era.
Sometimes when visiting his parents, Slot stops by to coach kids at VV Bergentheim. Next time, he'll almost certainly have a Premier League medal in his pocket.
As I was leaving, Nijenhuis shared one final dream with me: "Our big wish is Liverpool will play Bergentheim here. It's almost impossible but it would be great."
Almost as impossible as a kid once mocked as "Miss Slot" becoming the Premier League's new king.
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