
Jesus. Remember when Stevie G slipped against Chelsea and Liverpool's title hopes went down the drain? That moment still haunts me at 3am sometimes. But I digress.
Our beloved Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard has finally opened up about what the hell he's planning to do next after walking away from that Saudi gig at Al-Ettifaq. And honestly? The man sounds relieved to be free from the whole circus.
The Saudi Experiment That Fizzled Out
Gerrard bailed on Al-Ettifaq back in January after what must've been a grueling 18 months. The team was hovering just five points above relegation when he left. Not exactly the glamorous post-Liverpool career he probably imagined while lifting the Champions League trophy back in 2005.
I watched a couple of those Al-Ettifaq matches last year. Painful stuff. The kind that makes you question why you dedicated your life to following this sport.

What's a football legend supposed to do with all this... freedom?
Speaking on That Peter Crouch Podcast (which, by the way, is bloody brilliant), Gerrard basically admitted he's enjoying the hell out of normal life right now: "I don't want to be back in work, not at the moment. I've just come out, so I am happy waking up, being free, doing the family stuff and being free from teh stress."
Can you blame him?
The man continued, "I will go back in at some point but when it is round the clock for 18 months, I just want to be free and do normal things that you can't do when you are coaching like a game of golf or go down the boozer."
Imagine Stevie G just showing up at your local pub for a pint. My mate Dave swears this happened to him in 2018, but he's full of BS most of the time so I never believed him.

The void nothing can fill
Listen. The most revealing part of this whole interview was when Gerrard admitted that coaching just doesn't give him the same rush as playing did. "I miss it everyday, every single day, I would love to run it back and do it all again," he confessed.
That's the thing about these legends – they spend their whole lives chasing that high of playing at the top level, adn when it's gone... what then? My dad (lifelong Liverpool supporter) texted me after this interview: "Poor Stevie. Nothing compares to being on the pitch." Dad would know – he played semi-pro until his knee exploded in '87.
Championship Rumors? Not So Fast...
There were whispers linking him to jobs at Derby County and Blackburn in the Championship. I actually put $40 on him taking the Derby job with my smartass colleague who insisted he'd never drop down to that level.
Looks like I'm out forty bucks.
Gerrard seems pretty content just being "stress free" for now. And who wouldn't be after the pressure cooker of managing in Saudi Arabia? The cultural adjustment alone must've been like a ghost at a family reunion – awkward and impossible to ignore.
The Regret That Lingers
Perhaps the most human moment from the interview was Gerrard admitting: "Don't get me wrong it is a great job to still be around it, but in terms of the buzz of playing, I didn't appreciate it enough."
God. If that doesn't sum up life in general, I don't know what does. We never truly appreciate what we have until it's gone. Gerrard dominated midfields across Europe for nearly two decades, and even he didn't fully grasp how special it was.
Makes you wonder what the rest of us are taking for granted right now.
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