God. Remember when Moise Kean was that promising teenager who couldn't hit a barn door at Everton? Yeah, well, things have changed. Dramatically.

I was chatting with my Italian football buddy Marco last week (who still hasn't forgiven me for saying Serie A was "just a retirement league" back in 2018), and he nearly spat out his espresso when I mentioned United's interest. "You're getting our Moise?" was his exact response. Poor Marco.

The Italian Renaissance Nobody Saw Coming

MANCHESTER UNITED have reportedly added Fiorentina's resurgent striker Moise Kean to their summer shopping list, and I'm still trying to process this information. The 25-year-old Italian has undergone something of a career resurrection in Florence, banging in 17 goals with 3 assists in just 30 Serie A appearances this season.

It's honestly staggering.

This is teh same Kean who looked completely lost at Goodison Park. I remember watching him struggle through matches, looking like a ghost at a family reunion – present but somehow completely invisible when it mattered. Now he's suddenly morphed into this clinical finisher who's got Bayern Munich sniffing around too.

Why the hell would United want him?

According to Foot Mercato (who are usually pretty reliable with these sorts of transfer whispers), United have added Kean to a striker shortlist that's getting longer than my excuses for not going to the gym.

The Red Devils are also eyeing up Sporting's Viktor Gyokeres (absolute beast this season), Ipswich's Liam Delap (yes, Rory's son who can actually play football), and Napoli's Victor Osimhen who's currently banging them in on loan at Galatasaray.

But here's where it gets interesting...

The €50 million bargain window

Kean apparently has a £42.5 million release clause in his Fiorentina contract. That's practically pocket change in today's market for a striker with his current form. For context, I spent $4K on a living room sofa last month that doesn't even score goals.

The catch? This bargain price is only valid between July 1-15. It's like one of those flash sales where you panic-buy something before properly thinking it through. I've got three air fryers because of this exact marketing tactic.

United's bean counters must be salivating at the potential value here compared to what they'd need to shell out for someone like Osimhen.

The Champions League problem...

Listen. United have a massive problem that could derail any hopes of landing Kean. Bayern Munich want him too, and they're guaranteed Champions League football next season.

United? They're banking on winning the Europa League to sneak in through the back door. Otherwise it's Thursday night football again... or worse. No European football at all. (Just typing that made me shudder).

I texted my mate who works in player recruitment at a Premier League club about this very issue. His response: "Already updating my resume if we ever consider signing players without Champions League to offer." Brutal but honest.

From Everton flop to United savior?

The transformation in Kean's game has been remarkable. I feel stupid now for writing him off after that Everton spell. Players develop differently, adn sometimes a change of scenery is all it takes.

Would he solve United's striking problems though? That's the $42.5 million question.

This is still developing news, and I wouldn't be surprised if more clubs join the race for his signature in the coming weeks.

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