Holy crap, the Champions League semi-final schedule just dropped and I'm already rescheduling my entire life for the next month. My boss is gonna hate me, but some things are just more important than quarterly reports, you know?
Arsenal absolutely demolished Real Madrid 5-1 on aggregate. DEMOLISHED. I've been an Arsenal supporter since 2006 (yeah, that heartbreaking final against Barca that still gives me nightmares), and this is the first time in 15 years we've made it to the semis. I literally spilled my coffee all over my keyboard when that final whistle blew. Worth it.
The Semi-Final Dance Card
So here's how it's gonna play out. Arsenal hosts PSG at the Emirates on Tuesday, April 29th at 8pm. I've already told my wife I'm "working late" that night. She knows I'm lying but is kind enough to pretend otherwise.
The very next day, Barcelona welcomes Inter Milan to the Camp Nou. My colleague Marco (die-hard Inter fan) has already warned me he won't be available for our morning meeting on May 1st. His exact words: "I'll either be celebrating too hard or too depressed to function." Fair enough.
Then we get a week-long breather before the second legs kick off. Inter hosts Barca at the San Siro on Tuesday, May 6th.
And finally—the night that'll probably take years off my life—PSG welcomes Arsenal to the Parc des Princes on Wednesday, May 7th.
Wait... Is Arsenal Actually Destined to Win This Thing?
Listen. I'm not superstitious. But I'm a little stitious.
There's this bizarre pattern with Champions League finals in Munich. Every single time the final's been held there, a first-time winner has lifted the trophy. It's happened FOUR times:
Nottingham Forest started it back in '79 when they beat Malmo. Then Marseille took down AC Milan in '93. Dortmund followed by beating Juventus in '97. And Chelsea (ugh) continued the tradition in 2012 when they somehow beat Bayern in their own backyard.
And guess where teh final is this year? Yep. Munich.
The "Never Won It Before" Club
If this weird Munich magic holds true, then either Arsenal or PSG should be taking home their first Champions League trophy on May 31st. Both teams have exactly one final appearance each—Arsenal's 2006 heartbreak against Barcelona (still not over it) and PSG's 2020 loss to Bayern.
I spent $1200 on tickets to the final last year only to watch Man City lift the trophy. My friend texted me afterward: "At least the beer was cold." Cold comfort indeed.
So... You're Saying There's a Chance?
Look, I'm trying not to get ahead of myself. My therapist says I need to "manage expectations" after what happened in 2019 when I got that Arsenal champions tattoo in April.
But between this Munich omen adn the way Arsenal dismantled the defending champions... I'm feeling something dangerous. Hope.
The final whistle on May 7th will either send me into ecstatic joy or a spiral of depression that'll last until pre-season. There is no in-between.
Mark Your Calendars (I Already Did—In Permanent Marker)
All games kick off at 8pm local time. The final happens on Saturday, May 31st in Munich.
I've already told my cousin to reschedule her wedding that weekend. She wasn't pleased. Poor Sarah. But some things are just more important, and she picked a bad weekend. Not my fault.
Whatever happens, I'll be watching every minute, probably while pacing a hole in my living room carpet and driving my neighbors crazy with random screams of joy or anguish.
Arsenal in a Champions League final again? My heart isn't ready... but my TV definitely is.
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