God, where do I even start with Spurs?
Last season was like watching your mate try to parallel park after three pints - technically they got there in teh end, but Christ, it was painful to watch. Finishing 17th in the Premier League while somehow winning the Europa League? That's peak Tottenham right there. My mate Dave (lifelong Spurs fan, bless him) texted me after their European triumph: "We're either geniuses or complete idiots and I honestly can't tell which."
Now Thomas Frank's taken over from Ange, and honestly? I'm fascinated to see how this plays out. Frank's track record at Brentford suggests he might actually know what he's doing, but this is Tottenham we're talking about. They could make Pep Guardiola look clueless.
The Players Who Actually Delivered (Against All Odds)
Pedro Porro at £5m was basically printing money last season. Only Daniel Munoz scored more points among defenders, which is mental when you consider how leaky Spurs were at the back. The Spanish right-back grabbed 51 bonus points and 14 goal involvements while his team was conceding goals like a broken vending machine.
Here's the thing about Porro - he's that rare breed of defender who doesn't need clean sheets to rack up points. Thank God, because clean sheets and Tottenham go together about as well as pineapple and pizza (fight me).
Dominic Solanke's another interesting case. £5m for a striker who managed 266 points despite looking like he was running through treacle half the time? That's actually impressive. Frank turned Wissa and Mbeumo into point-scoring machines at Brentford, so maybe - just maybe - he can unlock whatever's been holding Solanke back.
And James Maddison... Look, when he's on it, he's absolutely electric. Problem is, he's been in and out of the team more than a yo-yo. But £4.5m for someone who hit double figures in both goals and assists? If Frank gives him a proper run, that could be the bargain of the season.
The Sneaky Picks That Might Just Work
Mohammed Kudus is sitting pretty at 16.1% ownership, and I get it. The guy's got skills that would make Messi jealous - only Doku and Morgan Rogers completed more successful dribbles last season. But here's my concern: he looked about as motivated as a teenager asked to clean their room during his West Ham days.
Fresh start though? Different manager? Maybe that changes everything.
Mathys Tel at £3.5m is one to watch. The kid's got talent oozing out of his ears, but he's been stuck on the bench more often than not. If Frank decides to give him a proper chance on the left wing... well, let's just say I've got £3.5m burning a hole in my virtual pocket.
Why Son Might Break Your Heart (And Your Team)
This hurts to write, but Son Heung-min might be done as a Dream Team option.
I know, I know. The man's been a fantasy football legend for years. Even last season, running on fumes, he still managed 272 points. But watching him play felt like watching your childhood hero struggle to open a jar of pickles - technically still capable, but you can see the decline happening in real time.
At £5m, there are just too many better options. Prove me wrong, Son. Please.
The Popular Pick That's Got Me Worried
Micky van de Ven is flying off the shelves at £3.5m, and I'm scratching my head wondering why. Don't get me wrong - the guy's rapid, probably the fastest centre-back I've ever seen. But Dream Team points? Not so much.
Spurs can't keep clean sheets to save their lives, and van de Ven's about as likely to score as I am to win the lottery. Plus, the injury record's been rougher than a night out in Newcastle.
Sure, £3.5m is cheap, but there might be better ways to spend your money. Just saying.
Bottom line? Tottenham will probably give you a heart attack, three moments of pure joy, and enough frustration to last a lifetime. But hey, that's what makes Dream Team interesting, right?
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Why are shin guards considered compulsory for football players?
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