
Look, I've been covering transfer windows for eight years now, and this one feels different.
Newcastle are about to throw £35 million at Brentford for Yoane Wissa, and honestly? I'm not sure if it's desperation or genius. Eddie Howe's sitting there without a proper striker after Alexander Isak decided to throw his toys out the pram, and suddenly every forward in Europe looks like Messi to the Toon Army.
The Magpies' performance against Villa last weekend was painful to watch. All that possession, all that huffing and puffing, and what did they get? A draw that felt like a loss. My mate texted me halfway through: "This is like watching someone try to open a jar with no hands." Harsh, but fair.
The Summer of Almost-Signings
Here's where it gets embarrassing for Newcastle. They've missed out on basically everyone decent this summer. Liam Delap? Gone. Joao Pedro? Not interested. Hugo Ekitike? Laughed at their offer (probably). Benjamin Sesko? Chose Leipzig over the Tyne, which... ouch.

Their £30m bid for Wissa got rejected faster than my application to write for Vogue. But here's the thing - the 28-year-old DR Congo international actually wants to join them. In 2024, that counts for something.
When Missing Training Becomes a Statement
Wissa skipped Brentford's 3-1 defeat at Nottingham Forest yesterday, which is either very unprofessional or very smart depending on your perspective.
The guy scored 19 Premier League goals last season. That's not world-class, but it's not Championship either. And after Newcastle splashed £39m on Jacob Ramsey from Villa (which still makes me do a double-take every time I write it), suddenly £35m for a proven goalscorer doesn't seem completely mental.
Sun Sport reckons the improved bid will land within 24 hours. The confidence around St. James' Park is growing, apparently. They want him ready for Liverpool next Monday, which feels optimistic but hey - stranger things have happened in football.

Keith Andrews Plays It Cool (Sort Of)
Brentford's manager tried to downplay the whole situation after the Forest defeat, but you could practically see the stress lines forming. "It's a day-by-day one in terms of Wiss," he said, which translates to: "Please someone sort this mess out before I lose my mind."
The reality? Brentford won't let Wissa go until they find a replacement. And right now, they're about as close to signing a new striker as I am to understanding cryptocurrency.
They were interested in Arnaud Kalimuendo, but the 23-year-old looks Forest-bound instead. Poor Keith Andrews is probably refreshing his phone every five minutes hoping for good news that isn't coming.
The Waiting Game Nobody Wants to Play
Here's what's really happening: Newcastle are gambling that Brentford will eventually crack under pressure. Wissa wants out, the Bees need the money (£42m for Dango Ouattara from Bournemouth doesn't pay for itself), and time is running out.

But Brentford aren't stupid. They watched Chris Wood score twice against them at Forest while their own striker situation remains a complete shambles. Igor Thiago finally scored his first goal for the club - only took him a year and £30m - but one penalty conversion doesn't solve their problems.
The Brazilian's celebration looked more relieved than ecstatic, which pretty much sums up Brentford's entire forward line right now.
Will It Actually Happen?
My gut says yes, but not quickly.
Newcastle have shown they're willing to overpay (see: Jacob Ramsey), and Wissa's clearly made his choice. The question is whether Brentford can find anyone decent before the window slams shut. If they can't, they'll probably keep him and hope he gets over his sulk.

If they can... well, £35m buys a lot of goodwill, even in today's inflated market. And Newcastle desperately need someone who can actually put the ball in the net when it matters.
Either way, this saga's got at least another week left in it. Buckle up.
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