Oh. My. God. The audacity of some people never ceases to amaze me. I was scrolling through my feed yesterday when I stumbled upon this gem of a story that had me choking on my morning coffee.
Apparently, adult content creator Bonnie Blue (real name Tia Emma Billinger) got herself permanently banned from Nottingham Forest's stadium after she basically advertised... services... to fans before a match. Like, who does that?
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Blue spilled teh tea on the Only Stans podcast, describing how she'd posted on social media telling Forest fans she'd be at the game and wanted to "film" with them afterward. I mean, we all know what "film" means in this context.
She actually seemed shocked when security stopped her!
"I thought when they asked me to go to the side, 'maybe they're upgrading my tickets, maybe they want to escort me to my seat, this is quite nice, it's a good service'," she explained.
Girl, what planet are you living on?
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The most bizarre part? Blue genuinely believed she was doing the club a favor. According to her twisted logic, she was "encouraging" the players and offering fans an alternative to drinking alcohol.
"I was going to encourage them (the players), give them a good time. I also think if I'm entertaining the supporters it's less people drinking so I'm actually doing something good for their health."
I showed this quote to my boyfriend who's a massive football fan, and his response: "Yeah, because that's exactly what Premier League clubs want - an OnlyFans star distracting their multi-million pound players." The sarcasm was thick enough to spread on toast.
From Record-Breaking Claims to Kit Sponsorships
This isn't Blue's first rodeo when it comes to grabbing headlines. Back in January, she claimed to have broken some kind of world record by sleeping with 1,057 men in 24 hours. I'm no mathematician, but... actually, let's not even go there.
The truly wild part is that while Nottingham Forest wanted nothing to do with her, another football club actually embraced the connection. Calstock FC - a tiny Cornish team playing 15 divisions below the Premier League - recently unveiled Blue as their new shirt sponsor.
They even changed their kit colors to blue and emblazoned "Up the Bonnie Blues" across the back of the shirts. I can just imagine the awkward conversations at home when the players had to explain this to their families.
Not Everyone's Thrilled About It (Shocking, Right?)
According to Calstock player Ben Williams, the sponsorship deal happened because one of the players is apparently Blue's cousin. Must make for interesting family reunions.
Williams admitted: "We have had a lot of split opinion online about it and some of the older players' wives weren't too happy."
You don't say.
Look, I'm all for people doing whatever they want with their lives. It's 2025 for crying out loud. But there's something about trying to turn a family football match into a potential content creation opportunity that crosses a line.
I reached out to a friend who works in sports marketing last night, and she just laughed for about 45 seconds straight before saying, "Some PR disasters you just can't make up."
The Aftermath
SunSport has reportedly contacted Nottingham Forest for comment, but I'm guessing their response will be along the lines of "No comment" or possibly just hysterical laughter.
Meanwhile, Blue continues her... career... elsewhere. And Calstock FC will be sporting their new blue kits with pride (or possibly shame, depending on which player you ask).
As for me, I'm just wondering what the world is coming to when "I was going to help their health by distracting them from drinking" becomes a legitimate defense for trying to solicit fans at a Premier League ground.
Football, eh? Never a dull moment.
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