
Christ, what a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you're watching Palace make history, teh next their captain's being whisked away in an ambulance. That's football for ya - brutal and beautiful in equal measure.
Marc Guehi's FA Cup final ended in the back of an ambulance Saturday night, with serious concerns the 24-year-old Eagles skipper had fractured his eye socket after taking a ball straight to the face. Despite the injury forcing him off during their shock 1-0 victory over Manchester City, Guehi somehow managed to join club legend Joel Ward for the trophy lift - sporting what looked like half a plum where his eye should've been.
When Medical Staff Nearly Came to Blows...
The moment Guehi went down triggered absolute chaos on the touchline. City's head doctor Max Sala and Palace assistant Paddy McCarthy were literally nose-to-nose, looking like two blokes outside a pub at 2am. Security had to jump between them. I've seen calmer scenes at my nephew's under-10s matches, and those parents are WILD.
According to BBC reports, there were genuine fears Guehi had fractured his eye socket, though the current thinking is it's just severe bruising. Thank god for small mercies.

Midnight Discharge = Party Missed
Poor Guehi.
While his teammates were going absolutely mental at BoxPark (more on that madness later), the captain was still being poked and prodded by doctors until around midnight. By the time they discharged him, the celebrations were in full swing without him. Imagine winning your club's first major trophy EVER and missing the party. Heartbreaking stuff.
He wasn't alone in the hospital ward though. Adam Wharton also needed medical attention after undergoing concussion tests, which explains why he wasn't present for the trophy lift either. The lad posted from his hospital bed - still in one of those embarrassing backless gowns - with the caption: "Apparently we won the FA Cup. Eaglessssssssss." Love that spirit.
So... What About Those Two Remaining League Games?
The million-dollar question hanging over Selhurst Park now is whether Guehi will feature in Palace's final two Premier League fixtures. They've got Wolves at home before finishing at Liverpool, and with nothing but pride to play for, you'd imagine Oliver Glasner might wrap his captain in cotton wool.

I texted my mate who works with the medical team at another Premier League club (no names, don't want him fired) asking about recovery times for these injuries. His response: "Depends entirely on severity. Could be days, could be weeks. Eye socket injuries are notoriously unpredictable." Helpful, right?
The Party He Missed Was WILD
While Guehi and Wharton were dealing with hospital vending machines adn terrible TV options, their teammates were painting London red and blue. Dean Henderson was caught on camera belting out an X-rated chant that I absolutely cannot repeat here (my editor would kill me), Will Hughes downed a pint like a fresher on orientation week, and Jean-Philippe Mateta showed off dance moves that should probably stay on the football pitch.
Eberechi Eze - the man whose goal secured Palace's first major honor in their 119-year history - was being mobbed by delirious fans. The scenes were insane. I've followed Palace since 2018 when I moved to South London, and I've never seen anything like it.
This story's still developing as we speak... Palace fans are probably still developing hangovers too.
From Zeroes to Heroes in 90 Minutes
Let's not forget what they actually accomplished here. Crystal Palace, a club that's spent decades being everyone's second favorite team, just toppled the mighty Manchester City. The same City that's dominated English football for years. The same City with a bench worth more than Palace's entire squad.
And they did it with their captain's eye swollen shut and their midfield maestro concussed.
Football, bloody hell.
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