I watched this match through my fingers. Good lord. What's worse than watching your team get outplayed by Brentford? Watching a bunch of kids who look like they should be at prom getting outplayed by Brentford.

Look, I get it. Amorim needed to rest players for Thursday's Europa League semi (our only shot at salvaging this trainwreck of a season), but this was painful. Our youngest ever Premier League starting XI looked exactly that - young, inexperienced, and completely out of their depth against a Brentford side that just wanted it more.

Mount Finally Remembers How to Score

The one bright spot? Mason Mount actually scored a goal. I had to check my calendar to make sure it wasn't 2022. Four hundred days. FOUR HUNDRED DAYS between Premier League goals for a player we paid Chelsea £55 million for. The irony that his last goal also came against Brentford isn't lost on me.

Credit where it's due - it was a nice finish. Mount made a clever run and buried it after some good work from Garnacho and Mainoo. For about 10 minutes, I foolishly allowed myself to believe we might actually win this thing.

Bayindir Makes Me Miss De Gea (Never Thought I'd Say That)

Our Turkish keeper looked about as comfortable as I do at my in-laws' Christmas dinner. Four goals conceded, and while he wasn't entirely at fault for all of them (poor Luke Shaw with that deflection), he hardly inspired confidence.

He did make a decent stop to deny Schade and blocked a near-post flick from Norgaard, but let's be honest - when you're fishing teh ball out of your net four times, you've had a shocker.

The Kids... Bless Their Hearts

Chido Obi became our youngest ever Premier League starter at 17 years and 156 days. Historic moment, sure, but the poor lad was isolated up front like a teenager who showed up to the wrong party. Barely got a touch.

Tyler Fredricson couldn't handle Schade, who absolutely terrorized him all afternoon. Amass looked completely overwhelmed against Mbeumo. These aren't criticisms - they're kids thrown into the deep end - but it showed how far they still have to go.

I feel for them. Back in 2019, I watched Brandon Williams make his debut and thought he was the second coming of Gary Neville. Football is cruel that way.

Garnacho: The Good, the Bad, and the "How Did You Miss That?!"

Alejandro provided a lovely assist for Mount's opener and scored an absolute beauty late on. But sandwiched between those moments was a miss so bad I actually yelled at my TV and woke up my dog. A perfect cross from Mount, and he somehow managed to send it to the concession stand.

That's Garnacho in a nutshell though, isn't it? Brilliant one minute, frustrating the next. Still our most dangerous player by far.

What Happens When De Ligt Goes Down

The absolute last thing we needed was an injury to Matthijs de Ligt ahead of Thursday, but that's exactly what happened. He started well enough, making some important clearances, but had to come off after a challenge with Wissa.

Brentford scored their second while he was down injured. Just our luck. Amorim's face on the touchline said it all - pure panic at the thought of facing Athletic Club without him.

Maguire had to come on. Not ideal when you're trying to rest him.

Mainoo's Quiet Audition

Kobbie clearly wanted to make a case for starting on Thursday. He linked up well for Mount's goal but faded after that. The midfield battle was lost comprehensively, with Brentford's trio running rings around our double pivot.

When Christian Eriksen's introduction feels necessary, you know things aren't going well.

Those Late Goals? Lipstick on a Pig

The 4-3 scoreline flatters us enormously. Garnacho and Amad scored two nice goals in the dying minutes when Brentford had already mentally hit the showers. Made it look respectable, but anyone who watched knows this was a hammering.

Flekken letting Amad's shot through his legs was the kind of goalkeeping error we could've used about 80 minutes earlier.

All in all, a day to forget. But Thursday is what matters now. This Europa League semi is our season. Win that, and today becomes a footnote. Lose, and... well, I don't even want to think about it.

Player ratings feel almost cruel after that performance, but here they are anyway:

The Ratings (Or: How Bad Was It Really?)

Bayindir: 4 - Unconvincing. Our goalkeeper situation remains a massive problem.

Fredricson: 4 - Schade had him on toast all afternoon. Tough learning experience.

De Ligt: 5 - Started OK before injury. Please be fit for Thursday.

Shaw: 5 - Rusty return. Nearly headed into his own net early on. Unlucky with the deflection for their equalizer.

Dorgu: 4 - Anonymous first half. Replaced at half-time. Not ready.

Ugarte: 5 - Tenacious but wasteful in possession. Looked better after dropping deeper.

Mainoo: 5 - Nice link-up for Mount's goal but struggled to influence the game after that.

Amass: 4 - Tough assignment against Mbeumo. Looked out of his depth.

Mount: 6 - Our best player. Finally scored and should've had an assist if Garnacho could finish. Baby steps.

Garnacho: 6 - Great assist, horrible miss, beautiful consolation goal. The Garnacho experience in a nutshell.

Obi: 4 - Historic appearance but barely involved. Not his fault.

SUBS:

Maguire: 4 - Came on reluctantly. Couldn't stem the tide.

Amad: 5 - Struggled until his late goal. Too little, too late.

Yoro: 4 - Couldn't prevent Brentford creating chances at will.

Eriksen: 5 - Tried to create but the game was gone.

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