Holy hell, I nearly spilled my coffee when I saw this. There I was, 2am on a worknight, screaming at my TV like a lunatic when Merino banged in Arsenal's third against Madrid. But apparently I wasn't teh only one losing my mind.
William Saliba - our stone-cold, composed French defender - completely lost the plot in the background of the celebration. While everyone else was doing the normal "group hug the goalscorer" thing, this man decided to channel his inner octopus and flail his arms like he was being electrocuted.
What in the actual world was THAT?
Some eagle-eyed fan spotted it first and posted the clip on X (still feels weird not calling it Twitter). Their caption? "That's the Squidward" with a gif of the SpongeBob character.
I laughed so hard my girlfriend woke up and told me to shut up. Worth it.
Look, when Rice curled in those two free kicks earlier, I was already emotional. But Merino's finish to make it 3-0? Against REAL MADRID? I get it, Saliba. I truly do. Back in 2022 we would've been happy just to compete with these guys. Now we're dismantling them.
The Celebration That Launched 1000 Memes
Instead of joining his teammates by the corner flag, our French colossus sprinted off the pitch toward the stands, arms flapping wildly like he was attempting takeoff. Completely ignored the team huddle. Just... gone. Into his own celebration universe.
One fan responded: "I did this same s*** in my living room no judgement."
Same, buddy. Same.
Proof He's One of Us
Another supporter nailed it: "He's a fan. His head was as gone as ours."
This is why we love this team. $70 million defender or not, when that ball hit the net, he reverted to the same emotional state as the rest of us - complete and utter chaos.
My mate Dave texted me immediately: "Your boy Saliba just had an out-of-body experience on live TV." Poor Dave had to watch alone while I was with friends. His loss.
So Much for Those Madrid Transfer Rumors...
Remember all that noise about Madrid wanting to sign Saliba? Yeah, about that.
As one fan perfectly put it: "Yeah he's not going to Real Madrid any time soon."
Not after celebrating against them like that! I mean, can you imagine the awkward conversation? "Hey guys, remember when I ran around like a maniac celebrating that 3-0 win against you? Water under the bridge, right?"
I feel like we should start a petition to make "The Squidward" our official goal celebration. Just imagine the entire Emirates doing it in unison...
Don't Get Cocky, Kid
Despite the euphoria, Saliba himself knows it's only half-time in this tie.
"We are not scared. We want to go there and win the game," he said after the match. "We cannot defend the whole game. We won 3-0 but we know it is not finished. There are a lot of things that can happen."
Wise words from a man who minutes earlier looked like he was auditioning for an underwater cartoon.
Madrid have NEVER overturned a three-goal deficit in Champions League history. But then again, they're the kings of impossible comebacks.
I've already booked next Wednesday off work. No way I'm missing the return leg. My boss thinks I have a "medical appointment" - technically true if you count potential cardiac arrest as medical.
Whatever happens at the Bernabeu, that Squidward celebration will live forever in Arsenal folklore. And honestly? I wouldn't have it any other way.
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