Okay, so I was literally sitting behind Enzo Maresca yesterday (who was serving that touchline ban he picked up vs Fulham for losing his cool). I could practically see the sweat beading on his neck as Chelsea somehow managed to squeak out a 1-0 win against Everton. Thank god for small mercies.
Let me tell you something - I've watched enough Chelsea matches this season to know when we're actually playing well versus when we're just getting lucky. This one? A bit of both.
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Jackson finally remembers he's a striker
After what felt like an eternity of nothing happening (26 minutes to be exact), Nicolas Jackson did something I was beginning to think he'd forgotten how to do - score a bloody goal. His first since coming back from injury, and boy did we need it.
The way he took that ball on the turn and absolutely rifled it past Pickford... I almost spilled my coffee. My mate texted me immediately: "Where has THAT been hiding all season???"
After that, it was classic Chelsea 2025 - dominate possession, create half-chances, look dangerous without actually scoring again. The story of our season, honestly.
Sanchez: From butterfingers to Superman?
I've given Robert Sanchez plenty of stick this season (and let's be honest, he's deserved most of it).
Early on, he looked like the same old Sanchez we've come to fear - coming for crosses, spilling them, making me reach for teh anxiety meds. But something clicked as the game went on.
That save to deny Beto in the second half? Absolutely world class. By the final whistle, he was plucking crosses out of the air like he'd suddenly discovered magnets in his gloves. Where has this version of Sanchez been hiding?
Caicedo makes £115 million look like a bargain (finally)
Listen. I've watched Moises Caicedo all season, and the transformation from last year is just ridiculous. Remember when everyone was laughing at us for that price tag? Who's laughing now?
Playing as an inverted fullback yesterday to let Lavia into the team, Caicedo was everywhere - breaking up play, starting attacks, covering ground like he had a twin brother on the pitch.
Back in January, I bet my brother-in-law $50 that Caicedo would be our player of the season. He laughed at me. I'm collecting that money next week.
Palmer's gone missing - and it's getting weird
What the hell has happened to Cole Palmer?
This is the same guy who scored FOUR against Everton last season. Four! Yesterday he was practically invisible - 0 shots, barely any meaningful touches, and a general look of "I'd rather be anywhere else" plastered across his face.
Maresca said it was a "mentality issue" in his presser this week, and I'm starting to believe him. Palmer looked like a ghost at a family reunion - technically present but nobody could actually see him.
I spent $240 on a Palmer jersey for my nephew in December. Kid's gonna disown me at this rate.
The Cobham boys showing why they belong
With all the rumors about Trevoh Chalobah potentially leaving this summer (which would be a massive mistake, btw), he put in another solid performance. That press on Beto leading to our goal? Chef's kiss.
And Colwill... God. Watching him handle Beto - who's built like a brick outhouse - was a masterclass in defending. The kid just keeps getting better.
If Chelsea actually sell either of these academy lads, I'm gonna lose my mind. We've already let too many homegrown talents walk out the door.
So what does this mean for our Champions League push?
Three points puts us right back in the mix for those coveted Champions League places.
But let's not kid ourselves - we've got the hardest run-in of any team fighting for those spots. I checked our remaining fixtures after the game and nearly had a panic attack.
If Jackson keeps firing like this though... maybe, just maybe.
Player Ratings
Robert Sanchez - 7: From heart attack to heart throb in 90 minutes. That save from Beto might be worth 3 points on its own.
Moises Caicedo - 9: Best player on the pitch by a country mile. Makes me feel slightly better about that ridiculous transfer fee we paid.
Trevoh Chalobah - 8: If this is his farewell tour at the Bridge, he's making it count. Crucial in the build-up to our goal.
Levi Colwill - 8: Handled Beto like he was marking a schoolboy. Future England starter, no question.
Marc Cucurella - 8: Remember when everyone laughed at us for signing him? Who's laughing now? Most consistent left back in the league this season.
Romeo Lavia - 7: Only his ninth start all season. Looked rusty in passing but his ability on the half-turn is something we've desperately missed.
Enzo Fernandez - 7: Quietly excellent. Neat assist for Jackson's goal and showed all the passion that's made him a fan favorite.
Noni Madueke - 6: Had Patterson on strings in the first half but faded. Not his natural side but worked hard.
Cole Palmer - 3: Painful to watch. The drop-off since January has been alarming. Looks completely disinterested.
Pedro Neto - 6: No magic moment like against Fulham but his defensive work rate was immense. End product still needs work.
Nicolas Jackson - 8: THAT is what we paid for! Brilliant finish, great movement, and tracked back like a man possessed.
The subs barely had time to break a sweat
James (for Lavia, 67) - 6: Solid if unspectacular. Exactly what we needed to see the game out.
Sancho (for Madueke, 78) - 5: Few nice touches but we were in game management mode by then.
George (for Jackson, 90) - 5: Literally touched the ball twice.
Dewsbury-Hall (for Palmer, 90) - 5: Came on, ran around, final whistle.
I'll be back at the Bridge next week... probably with more anxiety meds and less optimism. But hey, that's Chelsea for you.
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What happens to teams who finish bottom of the Premier League table?
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