This is exactly the kind of ridiculous football story that makes me remember why I love this sport.
Picture this: you're a Nottingham Forest employee, probably just trying to clean up after England got embarrassed by Senegal last month, and you stumble into a storeroom near the home dressing room. Except instead of finding forgotten equipment or someone's leftover sandwich, you discover an entire cat family has been squatting in your stadium. A mum and four kittens, just living their best life while 25,000+ people are screaming above their heads every match day.
The Discovery That Nobody Saw Coming
Alex Hartley from Cats Protection told the BBC they've rescued cats from chimneys, woodsheds, all sorts of weird places. But a Premier League stadium? That was a first. "We were all a little bit surprised by it," he said, which honestly feels like the understatement of the year.
Here's the part that gets me though.
Mama cat was apparently just wandering around under the stands during matches, completely unbothered by the chaos above. While thousands of fans are losing their minds over missed penalties and VAR decisions, she's down there probably thinking "these humans are loud but they don't seem dangerous." The staff had clearly been helping feed them too - the kittens were healthy weight, mum was a bit skinny (classic new parent situation), but everyone was doing fine.
Obviously They Got Player Names
Because this is football and we can't help ourselves, the staff named them after Forest players. Mum became Morgan after Morgan Gibbs-White, which is actually pretty sweet. The female kittens got dubbed Danilo, Murillo, and Ibrahim Sangare (yes, they gave female cats male player names, don't overthink it). The one male kitten? Chris Wood, after the New Zealand striker who's become a bit of a cult hero at the City Ground.
I'm sitting here wondering if Chris Wood knows there's a kitten named after him. Like, does that come up in contract negotiations? "Also, just so you know, there's a small orange tabby representing your legacy at this club."
What Happens Next
The cats are with Cats Protection now, getting the full medical treatment - checkups, microchipping, neutering, the works. Hartley admits they're getting attached to this particular family (who wouldn't?), and the kittens are still shy but warming up. Mum's apparently really friendly, probably because she's been dealing with football staff for weeks and realized they're just big softies who'll share their lunch.
Forest made sure to say the cats will "always be welcome" back at the City Ground, which is the kind of wholesome PR move that makes you forget about transfer drama for five minutes.
But honestly? Part of me thinks they should've just made them official stadium cats. Imagine the marketing opportunities. Season tickets for cat owners. Matchday programs with kitten updates. Morgan the cat doing pitch inspections before kickoff.
The Real Winners Here
These cats accidentally stumbled into the best possible situation. Free food from football staff, warm shelter, and now they're internet famous with names that'll probably get them adopted faster than usual. Plus they've got lifetime VIP access to Premier League matches if they want it.
Meanwhile, Forest fans are probably joking that the cats showed more fight living under the stands than some of their signings have shown on the pitch. (Sorry, had to.)
They'll be available for adoption soon, and something tells me there's going to be a waiting list of Forest supporters wanting to take home a piece of City Ground history. Just don't be surprised if little Chris Wood turns out to be as scrappy as his namesake.
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