God. I'm still not over Wednesday night. That Champions League exit felt like someone ripped my heart out and stomped on it while laughing. But you know what? While the lads were preparing for their ultimately doomed semi-final, their better halves were living their best Parisian lives – and honestly, I'm a bit jealous.

Three of Arsenal's most glamorous WAGs turned the City of Light into their personal playground before watching their men's European dreams get crushed at Parc des Princes. And unlike me (still bitter and refusing to watch the highlights), they've shown remarkable class in defeat.

A French getaway that ended in tears

Tolami Benson (Saka's girlfriend), Laura Trossard Hilven (Leandro's wife), and Rose de Back (Timber's other half) documented their Parisian adventures on social media, and teh pictures are giving me serious FOMO. While I was stress-eating chips on my couch before the match, they were out there living like French royalty.

The trio explored the streets of Paris, indulged in what looked like the most relaxing spa day ever, and still made it to the stadium looking absolutely flawless. Meanwhile, I couldn't even be bothered to change out of my 2019 Arsenal jersey that I've superstitiously worn for every Champions League match this season.

Wait... did they actually thank PSG?!

This is what got me. After watching Arsenal's European dreams go up in flames with that 2-1 defeat, I was ready to swear off French anything for at least six months. No baguettes. No Bordeaux. Nothing.

But Laura's Instagram post? Pure class.

"Bisous Paris, merci. Félicitations et au revoir." [Kisses Paris, thank you. Congratulations and see you].

Who does that after watching their husband's team get knocked out of a Champions League semi-final? I'm still sending angry face emojis to my PSG-supporting cousin.

Those comments though...

Arsenal fans flooded the comments section with support, but is it just me or were they weirdly subdued? "Beauty." "Such nice pictures." "Amazing." "Awesome." "Incredible."

Listen. I get we're all processing grief differently, but those comments read like everyone's still in shock. Where's the "We'll be back next year" energy? Where's the "PSG got lucky" delusion that usually follows these heartbreaks?

From spa days to heartbreak

The pictures of their spa day particularly got me. There they were, wrapped in fluffy robes, probably sipping champagne, blissfully unaware that in 24 hours they'd be watching their partners' Champions League dreams shatter into a million pieces.

My pre-match routine involved pacing around my living room and boring my girlfriend with tactical analysis she couldn't care less about. "If Arteta just uses Saka as a false nine..." She stopped listening back in March.

I wonder if the WAGs have a support group chat. Do they send each other motivational quotes after defeats? Do they coordinate their "cheer up" strategies? I'm imagining Laura sending a "Don't mention the match" warning text before meeting up with Leandro after the game.

What's next for our broken hearts?

While I'm still in mourning, Arsenal has to focus on securing second place in the Premier League. Not exactly the trophy we were dreaming of back in August, but here we are.

As for Tolami, Laura and Rose – they've set the bar for how to handle defeat with dignity. Maybe I should take notes instead of still refusing to watch the PSG match highlights.

I'll get there eventually. Maybe. Probably not before next season though.

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nike.com

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fifa.com

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