Okay, this one caught me completely off guard.

Pepijn Lijnders - you know, the guy who spent nearly a decade plotting Liverpool's battles against Manchester City from Klopp's side - is apparently about to switch sides in the most awkward way possible. Word is he's joining Pep Guardiola's coaching staff at City. Yeah, you read that right. The same Lijnders who helped orchestrate those brutal title races that had us all losing sleep back in 2018 and 2019.

From Anfield Hero to... This?

The 42-year-old Dutchman has been sitting at home since December, probably wondering how everything went so wrong at RB Salzburg. Poor guy took that job thinking he'd finally get his shot as a proper head coach, only to get the boot after a few months. His response when they sacked him? Probably something like "well, this is awkward."

Lijnders wasn't just some random assistant at Liverpool - he was Klopp's right-hand man across two different spells, totaling nine years of plotting against City. Nine years! That's longer than most marriages last these days.

The Timing Couldn't Be Weirder

According to The Times (and they usually get this stuff right), Lijnders is stepping into a coaching setup that's been hemorrhaging staff. Juanma Lillo's gone. Inigo Dominguez has vanished. Carlos Vicens decided he'd rather deal with Portuguese football drama at SC Braga than whatever's happening at the Etihad right now.

Honestly, Guardiola must be desperate. Not in a bad way - the guy's still brilliant - but when you're losing three coaches and considering your former rival's assistant... that's some serious irony right there.

Norwich Said "Thanks, But No Thanks"

Here's the kicker: Norwich City actually interviewed Lijnders for their head coaching job earlier this month. They looked at his resume, probably thought "hmm, Klopp's guy, that's interesting," then promptly gave the job to Bristol City's Liam Manning instead.

Imagine being Lijnders in that moment. You're sitting there thinking you might finally get another shot at being the main guy, and then... nope. Back to assistant duties, but this time for the team you spent years trying to beat.

Kolo Almost Got the Gig

Plot twist: they also considered Kolo Toure for the role. The 44-year-old former City defender has been working with their Under-18s and actually has some decent experience - he worked under Brendan Rodgers at both Celtic adn Leicester, plus had that brief stint at Wigan Athletic that we probably shouldn't talk about.

But apparently, they went with the guy who knows exactly how Liverpool used to exploit City's weaknesses. Smart? Weird? Both?

Club World Cup Debut

Lijnders is supposedly joining up with City for next month's Club World Cup, which means his first official act as a City coach will be on the biggest stage possible. No pressure or anything.

God, imagine the first team meeting. "Hi everyone, I'm Pepijn, and for the last decade I've been studying how to beat you. Now let's win some trophies together!"

Football is absolutely mental sometimes.

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