Bloody hell. Another season where Spurs fans are clinging to the Europa League like it's their last hope for relevance. I was chatting with my mate Dave (lifelong Arsenal supporter, the smug git) at the pub last Sunday, and he bet me £50 that Tottenham would somehow manage to bottle even this opportunity. His exact words: "They're specialists in failure with a fancy stadium."
And you know what? He might be right.
The Gemma Collins of Football
Let's be brutally honest here. If Son ends up somehow lifting that Europa League trophy, it won't settle a damn thing about Tottenham's status. It'll just start another tedious argument about whether they belong in this mythical "Big Six" category that everyone bangs on about.
Win their first piece of silverware since 2008? Great. Congratulations on doing what actual big clubs do regularly.
Tottenham are essentially the Gemma Collins of football - famous primarily for being famous rather than any actual accomplishments. They've got a nice stadium, they occasionally play pretty football, and they've had some talented players over the years. But substance? Trophies? Consistent excellence? Nah.
What the hell makes them "big" anyway?
I drove to that gorgeous new stadium back in 2019 when it opened. Stunning place. Cost nearly a billion quid. The beer taps fill from the bottom of the glass! Revolutionary stuff.
But a fancy home doesn't make you elite.
Their last trophy came in 2008 - a League Cup win over Chelsea. Before that? The same competition in 1999. That's two meaningful trophies in 26 years. Leicester City, who are literally getting relegated this season, have won both the Premier League and FA Cup more recently.
Just let that sink in.
Monday night's embarrassment
I watched that soulless surrender to Nottingham Forest on Monday. Painful. This came just four days after they'd actually looked decent in Germany against Frankfurt. The contrast was jarring... typical Spurs inconsistency that's become their calling card.
The European adventure has been impressive, I'll give them that. But domestic form? Garbage. They're currently sitting 16th in teh league and will finish with more losses than wins this season.
That's not "big six" form. That's mid-table mediocrity with delusions of grandeur.
Remember when defining "big clubs" was easier?
Back in the 80s (God, I'm showing my age), figuring out the hierarchy was simpler. Money hadn't completely warped everything yet. Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Everton, and yes, Tottenham formed an elite group. Life made sense.
Now? It's chaos.
Newcastle are swimming in Saudi cash and just won the Carabao Cup - matching Spurs' trophy haul since 2008. Aston Villa have awakened from their coma and are fighting for Champions League spots. Man City went from being United's joke neighbors (with comedian Eddie Large as their most famous supporter) to winning four consecutive league titles.
Meanwhile, Chelsea - with a stadium that looks tiny compared to Spurs' gleaming palace - have become London's most successful club by a country mile.
So... what's the formula?
I sometimes wonder if some analytics nerd has created a Stephen Hawking-style algorithm to measure club size.
Stadium capacity × trophy count ÷ years between silverware?
Bank balance × international players - losses² ÷ league position?
Who the hell knows anymore?
The fan experience is... not great
I've been to that stadium three times now. It's gorgeous. It's also a nightmare to leave - about the same time as their trophy drought (17 years) to walk to Seven Sisters tube station after a match. I tried it once. Never again.
Every match there now carries this undercurrent of resentment toward the ownership. The atmosphere oscillates between hope and hostility, sometimes within the same half.
Maybe we're asking the wrong question
Instead of going crazy trying to decide who belongs in some arbitrary "Big Six," perhaps we should flip it and determine who definitely isn't in that category.
Three cups in 26 years is hardly massive. A beautiful stadium filled with disappointment. Constant managerial turnover. A chairman who seems allergic to spending big when it matters.
Listen. Even if Son does somehow lift that Europa League trophy, it won't change the fundamental truth: Tottenham are a mid-tier club with top-tier facilities and marketing.
Poor Maresca Can't Catch a Break
Switching gears completely... what's the deal with Chelsea fans and Enzo Maresca? The poor bloke got booked for celebrating Neto's winner against Fulham, then got criticized for NOT celebrating with fans afterward.
Those same fans who were calling him a "w*****" at halftime. Charming.
I was at Craven Cottage on Sunday (my cousin's a season ticket holder), and the abuse Maresca took during that long halftime walk past the away end was brutal. Can't blame him for skipping the post-match love-in with those same people.
Meanwhile, Kieran McKenna gets serenaded at Ipswich despite them getting hammered 4-0 by Arsenal and staring at relegation. Football makes no sense sometimes.
Ronnie Being Ronnie
Least shocking result of the week: Ronnie O'Sullivan destroying Ali Carter at the World Championship after claiming he'd be lucky to pot a single red ball.
Classic Rocket mind games. Turns 50 this December and still playing these psychological tricks. Seven world titles since 2001, and I'd bet my house he'll surpass Hendry's record before he's done.
The man changes his mind daily about whether he even wants to pick up a cue, yet remains utterly brilliant. Frustrating and fascinating in equal measure.
Aluko vs. Wright? Really?
The best broadcasters choose their words carefully. Eni Aluko apparently didn't get that memo with her bizarre attack on Ian Wright for "dominating" women's football punditry.
She complained: "I can't dominate the men's game." Well... maybe that's down to individual ability rather than some systemic issue?
Kelly Cates and Gabby Logan will literally be sharing the biggest presenting job in football with Mark Chapman on Match of the Day next season. That's two women and one man hosting the flagship show covering the biggest men's league in the world.
Am I missing something here?
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