Look, I'll be straight with you - watching United's attack this season has been like watching paint dry, except less entertaining and somehow more painful.

So when news broke that we're actually talking to Villa about Ollie Watkins and Chelsea about Christopher Nkunku, I nearly spilled my coffee. Finally, some movement on the striker front that doesn't involve us being linked with every aging forward in Europe.

The Watkins Situation Gets Messy

According to The Athletic (and they're usually pretty solid on this stuff), United have made what they're calling a "check call" to Villa about Watkins. Basically, we've asked if he's available without actually putting money on the table yet.

Smart move? Maybe. But here's the thing - Villa aren't exactly desperate to sell their star man who bagged 17 goals and 14 assists last season. Those aren't just decent numbers; they're the kind of stats that make you understand why Aston Villa fans would probably riot if they sold him to us.

The report says there's been "no movement" so far. Translation: Villa told us to come back with serious money or stop wasting their time.

Nkunku: Chelsea's Expensive Problem

Now this is where things get interesting.

Chelsea need to balance their books (shocking, I know), and despite Nkunku scoring 15 goals across all competitions last season, they've just spent £30million on Liam Delap from Ipswich. Poor Christopher is basically surplus to requirements at Stamford Bridge.

The conversations with Chelsea are apparently more promising, partly because they're actually willing to listen. When a club needs to sell and you need to buy, that's usually when deals happen. Basic economics, really.

Plus, there's talk of Garnacho potentially going the other way, which could sweeten any deal considerably.

Arsenal Are Lurking (Because Of Course They Are)

Here's what's really annoying - Arsenal are sniffing around Watkins too. They made a last-minute bid for him in January that got rejected, and now they're back like that ex who won't take a hint.

The Gunners are apparently using Watkins as their Plan B if they can't get Viktor Gyokeres from Sporting Lisbon. Nice to know we're competing for someone else's backup option.

What This Actually Means

Let me be honest here - "check calls" and "discussions" don't mean much in football. Every summer, we hear about United being linked with half the Premier League, and most of it turns out to be agents trying to get their clients better contracts.

But both Watkins and Nkunku would actually solve problems we have. Watkins brings that physical presence and link-up play we've been missing since... well, since we had decent strikers. Nkunku offers versatility and pace that could work perfectly in Amorim's system.

The question isn't whether they'd improve us (they would), it's whether we can actually get deals done. And given our recent track record in the transfer market, I'm not holding my breath.

Still, it's nice to dream about having actual goal threats again. Maybe 2025 will be different.

Maybe.

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