Look, I get it. Thomas Frank walking into that Tottenham madhouse? Guy's got nerves of steel.

But here's the thing everyone's missing while they're busy analyzing Frank's "impossible task" - it's actually Mikel Arteta who should be losing sleep right about now. And I mean properly losing sleep, not just teh usual pre-season jitters.

When Your Neighbors Start Winning Everything

Frank knows exactly what he signed up for. Spurs fans are buzzing after finally - FINALLY - ending that brutal 17-year trophy drought. Son lifting that Europa League trophy in Bilbao wasn't just a moment. It was a complete shift in North London's power dynamics.

I watched that final (worst European final I've ever seen, by the way). Scrappy goal against a United side that looked like they'd rather be literally anywhere else. But you know what? Nobody cares how ugly it was.

Spurs aren't "Spursy" anymore. That joke's dead.

Six miles down the Seven Sisters Road, Arteta's probably staring at his tactical board at 2am wondering how the hell his neighbors beat him to silverware. Again.

The Best Team That Never Wins Anything

Arsenal have been London's best team for three straight seasons. Not even close, really. Arteta built something special - that connection with fans, the "North London Forever" anthem (God, that song grates on me), the whole identity thing.

But while Arsenal were busy being the "best of the rest," everyone else was actually winning stuff.

Spurs got their Europa League. Chelsea grabbed the Conference League. Even Crystal Palace - CRYSTAL PALACE - won their first trophy in 120 years by beating City in the FA Cup final. My mate texted me during that match: "If Palace can do it, what's Arsenal's excuse?"

Harsh. But fair.

Bukayo's Confession Hit Different

When Bukayo Saka admitted this week how much it "hurt" watching those trophy celebrations in Bilbao, Wroclaw, and Wembley... man, that was a window into what's really happening at Arsenal.

There's only so long you can be the team that "almost" wins things. The underlying numbers look great, the expected goals are fantastic, all the analytics say they should be champions.

But trophies don't care about your xG.

Arteta's got this "one more heave" mentality - bring in Zubimendi from Real Sociedad, grab Benjamin Sesko from Leipzig for around £115million combined, and that'll be enough. Maybe it will be. But what if it isn't?

Everyone Else Is Going Mental in the Transfer Market

City already spent £108.4million this summer like they're making a statement. Liverpool are about to land Florian Wirtz and Milos Kerkez to go with Jeremie Frimpong. Chelsea? Todd Boehly's checkbook is still wide open.

Arsenal's control-obsessed style works until it doesn't. Sometimes you need that spark, that bit of chaos. But Arteta's all about systems and structure.

His last trophy was that FA Cup win over Chelsea five years ago. In an empty stadium during COVID. Did it even really happen if nobody was there to see it? (Like that tree falling in the Amazon rainforest thing.)

The Conspiracy Theory Problem

Here's what really worries me about Arsenal right now - too many fans have bought into this idea that everyone's against them. The Premier League, FA, UEFA, PGMOL... apparently they're all part of some massive anti-Arsenal conspiracy.

That's dangerous thinking. Gives players an excuse when things go wrong instead of looking in the mirror.

Sure, they got some rough calls last season. Gabriel getting injured against Fulham killed their set-piece threat. But champions find ways to win anyway.

Arteta's Make-or-Break Season

From the first whistle of 2025-26, every Arsenal performance will be under a microscope. The expectations have shifted completely now that their rivals are actually winning things.

Get it right, and Arteta becomes an Arsenal legend. Stumble again...

Well, let's just say the statue makers won't be getting his measurements anytime soon.

Thomas Tuchel's England Disaster

Speaking of pressure - Thomas Tuchel managed to unite the England squad in just four games. Problem is, they seem united in not wanting to play for him.

Those displays against Andorra adn Senegal were absolutely miserable. Then he brought his mum into some press conference rant? Guy's lost the plot already.

At Least Someone's Watching Cricket

Brilliant to see Lord's packed on Wednesday for the World Test Championship final. Weather was rubbish, most people probably wanted both Australia and South Africa to lose somehow.

But that's us Brits for you - we'll show up for the opening of an envelope if there's sport involved.

America Getting World Cup Ready

Riots in LA, National Guard deployed, immigration crackdowns...

Who says the Americans aren't preparing properly for hosting the World Cup next year?

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