Why Newcastle's Striker Hunt Just Got Messier (And More Expensive)

By Lewis Barnett 26 August, 2025 5 mins read 200 Views

God, transfer windows make my head hurt.

So here's the deal with Newcastle's striker situation - and trust me, I've been following this mess since July when my mate Dave (massive Toons fan) started texting me daily updates like some kind of deranged sports correspondent. Dusan Vlahovic? Not happening. The Juventus star everyone's been linking to St. James' Park since 2022 is basically pricing himself out of every Premier League move imaginable.

The Serbian striker makes £10.4 million per year at Juve. Net. That's after taxes, people.

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The Wage Problem Nobody Talks About

Listen, I get why clubs chase big names. Vlahovic scored 17 goals last season and just bagged one against Parma to start this campaign. But here's what kills me - Juventus are literally shopping him around for £26 million (practically giving him away by today's standards) and still can't find takers. Why? Because nobody wants to match those wages.

Newcastle included. They've got their eyes on someone else entirely.

Strand Larsen: The £50M Rejection

Plot twist: Newcastle actually prefer Wolves' Jorgen Strand Larsen over Vlahovic anyway. Already had a £50 million bid knocked back, which honestly surprised me. That's serious money for a player who only joined Wolves recently.

But Wolves aren't budging. Their message to Newcastle? "You can't have him at any price." Ouch.

Poor Eddie Howe is scrambling with September 1st breathing down his neck. Whether Isak stays or goes (and Liverpool are definitely sniffing around), he desperately needs another striker after Callum Wilson's exit.

When Plan B Becomes Plan C

Newcastle are now preparing a second bid for Strand Larsen - because apparently the first rejection wasn't clear enough? They're also chasing Brentford's Yoane Wissa, though manager Keith Andrews seems confident he's staying put.

The whole situation feels like watching someone try to parallel park in a space that's clearly too small. You know it's not going to work, but they keep trying anyway.

What gets me is how transfer windows expose the weird economics of modern football. Juventus are willing to take a £26 million loss on Vlahovic just to get his wages off their books. That tells you everything about how unsustainable some of these contracts have become.

Reality Check Time

Here's my prediction: Newcastle end up paying closer to £60 million for Strand Larsen or settle for a cheaper alternative nobody's talking about yet. Because that's how these things always go, isn't it?

The clock's ticking, and desperation makes clubs do expensive things.

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