
God. I never thought I'd see the day. Nick Kyrgios is actually dragging himself back to the French Open after ghosting the tournament since 2017. The man who once famously described clay as "absolute trash" is suddenly willing to get his pristine shoes dirty again.
I ran into an old tennis coach friend last week who bet me £50 that we'd never see Kyrgios at Roland Garros again. Wish I'd taken that bet now!
Why The Hell Is He Coming Back Now?
The 30-year-old Aussie troublemaker has entered the men's doubles competition, pairing up with fellow Australian Jordan Thompson. This only happened because his regular partner Max Purcell got himself slapped with an 18-month doping ban (backdated to December 2024). Talk about falling upwards into an opportunity.
Let's be honest - Kyrgios probably wouldn't be anywhere near Paris if not for this random circumstance.

The man himself admitted as much: "The French Open was never really on teh cards. But after the stuff with Max Purcell, Jordan was looking for a partner and he asked me if I wanted to play."
Body Falling Apart At 30
Kyrgios has barely touched a racquet in competition lately. His wrists and knees are basically held together with hopes and prayers at this point.
Remember when he was actually good? Like, 2022 Wimbledon finalist good? That feels like ancient history now. Since October 2022, he's won exactly ONE singles match. ONE. That victory came against Mackenzie McDonald at the Miami Open back in March before Karen Khachanov promptly sent him packing in straight sets.
The guy literally played just one match across 2023 and 2024 combined. One!

From Player to Talking Head... and Back?
Last summer, while actual tennis players were competing at Wimbledon, Kyrgios was sitting comfortably in the BBC commentary box. I watched some of his segments - surprisingly insightful when he wasn't busy being... well, Kyrgios.
Now he's plotting not just this French Open doubles appearance but potentially singles at Queen's and Wimbledon. I'll believe it when I see it.
The Last Time He Graced Paris...
Cast your mind back to 2017. Trump had just become president, people were still using Snapchat, adn I was still pretending I could pull off skinny jeans. That's how long it's been since Kyrgios played on the red dirt of Roland Garros.
His final appearance? Classic Nick - smashing a racquet to smithereens in frustration. Some things never change.
The tournament kicks off on Sunday May 25th, where they'll also be honoring 14-time champion Rafa Nadal following his retirement. Poor Rafa - having to share even a fraction of the spotlight with tennis's most unpredictable character.
Just Having "A Bit of Fun"
Kyrgios claims this is all just for laughs. "We've played at the French Open before, so it'll be good to get out there and play with another fellow Aussie and have a bit of fun," he said, probably while scrolling through Twitter and half paying attention to his own interview.
"With this part of my career I'm excited to travel the world and do some fun things whilst I'm out there."
Translation: Don't expect me to actually try very hard.
Listen. I've covered tennis for nearly a decade now, and if there's one thing I've learned about Kyrgios, it's that he's like a weather forecast in England - completely unpredictable and often disappointing. But when he shows up... sometimes it's absolutely brilliant.
Will he actually make it to Wimbledon next month? Your guess is as good as mine.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does playing on different surfaces affect tennis matches
Tennis matches have a huge impact on their style and pace due to the different surfaces. Grass courts tend to produce a faster game favoring big servers and those with an attacking style. Clay courts are slower and have a higher bounce. This is good for baseline players and those with topspin and endurance. Hard courts are a good choice for players with a wide range of skills, as they provide a level playing field. The different surfaces require different strategies and can have a significant impact on match results.
What are tennis' four Grand Slam tournaments?
The four Grand Slams, or Majors as they are sometimes called, are among the most prestigious tournaments in professional tennis. The Australian Open is held in January. The French Open takes place in May and in June. Wimbledon takes place in July and in June. And the US Open occurs in August. The tournaments are renowned for their level of competition, history, and significant prize money and ranking points. Grand Slams in tennis are considered the highest achievements.
Who is credited with standardizing the modern game of tennis?
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What role have tennis icon played in popularizing sport?
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How has tennis equipment evolved over the years?
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Statistics
- Professional tennis players can serve the ball at speeds exceeding 150 mph, with the fastest serve recorded at 163.7 mph by Australian player Sam Groth in 2012.
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- The International Tennis Federation (ITF) governs over 200 nations, indicating the sport's vast international governance structure and participation rate.
- Graphite became a popular material for tennis racquets in the 1980s, with over 90% of professional players now using graphite or graphite composite racquets.
- Since the Open Era began in 1968, allowing professional players to compete in the Grand Slams, the United States has produced the most Grand Slam singles titles across men's and women's competition.
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How to maintain your court for optimal tennis play
Regular tennis court care ensures that the surface is safe and of high quality. To avoid slipping and uneven ball bounces on hard courts, clean the court, fix any cracks, and resurface it periodically. Clay courts require regular rolling and moisture management. For grass courts, mowing, aeration, and watering are required to maintain the turf's playability and health. The longevity and performance of your court will be preserved by maintaining a consistent schedule.